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[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 days ago

"jup" can either be "yup" or "hup" depending on which language you're coming from. It's definitely a fun spelling of the work though

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 143 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Isn't it a little redundant? Are there lots of spotlessly clean asses infested with pinworms out there?

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Young kids often get them because little kids are filthy they then give them to parents. Even if your kid is clean they play with kids who aren't.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 82 points 1 week ago (3 children)

She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.

[–] don@lemm.ee 81 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 68 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.

Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!

[–] don@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a “water fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask ‘em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 33 points 1 week ago (45 children)

Even wipes are better (just don't flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

...where do you put the wipes of you don't flush them

If you say the trash can I am going to vomit

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Where do you think diapers go?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Rinse them off and put them back for the next person? You don't throw out your washcloths and towels after one use, do you?

[–] radau@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 days ago

Flush them of course am I gonna listen to some stranger on the internet or... the box?

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this like based on a true story or something? Does the mentioned comic exist?

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 145 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Funny but you might want to check for pinworms

[–] EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It could also be hemorrhoids.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or they don't wipe their ass properly

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

no no, they need to use flush-able wipes and FLUSH EVERY SINGLE ONE DOWN.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

Obligatory: wash your ass and check for pinworms.

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