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[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No sandwich is complete without a picture of obama

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where's the Dijon mustard then?!

Fr*nch therefore colonialist and canceled

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[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

I get mine in bulk at Costco so I never run out

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Holy fuck, the right really can't meme

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

To me it's obviously sarcastic. It this is not the case, I fear I won't ever be able to grasp the depth of the pit in which fell the conservative mind

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, maybe I'm just taking it to serious
But after all the stupid shit the right wing said, I've lost all trust in their ability for basic sarcasm

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

I just can't engage because for some reason in righty's mind, liberal == progressive. Like, for them also, fascism == communist. It's just a complete failure to agree on basic, high school level definitions.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Idk if my humor is just broken or something, but I thought this was funny even though it's stupid. I'm a liberal tho

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I chuckled when i got to the picture of Obama. I'm borderline on whether this is a genuine rw meme or a parody it's that over the top

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe you're right and it's parody
Sadly by now it's really hard to differ...

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The "American" one is super dumb as well.

I'm this isn't a right wing meme and it's a more general meme poking fun at people that think these kind of memes (when done legitimately) mean anything.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that's basically how I saw it as well and why I liked it.

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Thus why I saved it to my shitpost folder lol

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, you didn't censor ch**se on the left. As a mouse I'm triggered!

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Can I offer you a nice e** in these trying times?

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[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Super accurate except for conservatives being able to handle hot sauce

[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Replace the hot sauce with 2lbs of piping hot, thick, white American Patriot mayonnaise

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Mayo has eggs, which real American patriots are happy to not be able to afford if it's good for the economy ™

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

the maga one is also deep-fried

No LGBT on my sandwich?

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Holy fuck, "le epic"? Jesus Christ, it's 2010.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

The Chadwich doesn't even come with a side of guns. What is this weak beta shit.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago

I wish the chads a very healthy heart attack...

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

So much "Liberal" hate on Lemmy lately. Must be a bunch of new spam or something

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Most of it is satirical, like this one. Just making fun of right wingers who can't meme.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

if there's one thing that communists and fascists agree on, it's that everything is the liberals' fault.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Half of it is satire so you can rest easy

Rest is probably from people hating democrats for letting the US come to this

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Its dumb though. The leftists act like they arent part of the electorate. Liberals didnt vote for trump

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

New russian album just dropped

This is just a joke.

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[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Where are the thoughts and prayers on the left one?

I'd like to swap out the pronouns for some arguing about the meaning of the word Liberal, if it's not too much trouble

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the fact that every single ingredient in the Chad sandwich is bad for your health.....is more than a little ironic.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

What's so bad about super hot sauce?

[–] udon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Shou@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

oh, didn't see it. Thanks! In that case, that sandwich is acceptable

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wait I need more details about this sandwich based political spectrum. What does it mean if I refuse to have a pulled pork sandwich without coleslaw on it?

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

It means you have standards.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Crying liberal because vegetalbal

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[–] B312@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is vegan cheese an actual thing?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, it's just plant based. Some of them are awful, other ones are shockingly good. Texture is usually pretty much the same. Basically like lactose free cheese now a days. 5 years ago it was plastic but now you can't tell the difference.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Example pizza with vegan cheese:

(Source: My dinner on Friday.)

This one is 50% Daiya smoked Gouda block and 50% store brand veg Mozzarella.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not Gouda, if it's not from the town of Gouda. It's just sparkling fake cheese.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

XD

Not entirely false. I'd honestly like to see a few more vegan Goudas seasoned properly with caraway seeds! (Not that most non-vegan cheeses get this right either...)

Flavour wise, vegan cheese is pretty good, but there's definitely still room for improvement.

Ofc, a more "authentic" tasting vegan Gouda cheese probably wouldn't even belong on pizza in the first place!

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah. Some vegan cheese is ok on a burger. But the uncanny homogenous texture freaks me out on a sandwich. It's a weird transition. Also. Gouda is addictive. Nothing can beat gouda.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I made the mistake of ordering a pizza with vegan cheese a few years ago. It smelled and tasted rancid, in an overbearingly chemical way. I didn’t finish it.

In terms of ethical veganism, what happened to the genetically engineered yeasts that produced cow casein, and looked like a promising way of making animal-free dairy products?

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is my favorite sliced one. Some others are very oily when melted. Others are sweet. Others need to be cast into a deep pit, never to see the light of day again.

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[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't everyone cast Tarot to see if aoile or mustard is more auspicious today? If you want to use Bitchin' Sauce while Mercury is in retrograde then that's on you, buddy.

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