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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My boss is a coke addict so I think I'd be fine

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shit, when I used to grow the devil's lettuce (till power got exorbitantly expensive) I was supplying my boss and half my coworkers at no charge.

In my experience, weed brings people together!

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Try growing mushrooms. Much less energy requirements lol

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

weed helps surviving customer interactions on the phone, mushrooms dont really make works possible at all, because you know this cloud over there looks really fascinating. it reminds me of that time, when i was at that lake and woah did you just see that ray of light?

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Try microdosing.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm actually working in it, I only recently discovered them!

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fact that you just called it the devil's lettuce makes me think you didn't

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You don't have to think! You can just search my name and watch my videos on my old YouTube channel, I haven't uploaded since I turned off the tents, so it's a bit of a time capsule.

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My lettuces keep growing these sticks am i doing it right.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No judge on smoking but be professional at work.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

works from home

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Saying weed smells like ass isn't an attack on cannabis or users themselves. Sorry but if you come over reeking of weed I'm gonna ask you to change clothes or put on some body spray or something

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

“Yeah my dog got into it with a skunk, I can’t get rid of the damn smell.”

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a software engineer, I literally vape at my desk.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks for living the dream

[–] azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CptInsane0@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, there's a song about it, so you're technically correct.

[–] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Usually I don't tell people they smell like weed because I want them to think I'm judging them for smoking weed. I tell them because they smell like a skunk died wearing their clothes and I want them to do something about it.