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Typical load is one of these followed by two ball rounds.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

If I was ever gonna kill myself, I'd do it with one of these bad boys.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 45 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Who the fuck censors this shit? There's literally a dick on the bullets and they feel the need to cover up the pearl-clutching offensive word.

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

As I understand it, some social media has algorithms which will kick in if your post contains certain "bad words"

This may cause your post to be removed in the worst case, or simply quietly deprioritised so that it doesn't get as many views. And so because of this, people have developed a habit of censoring such words.

The poster realises it's still obvious what the word is, and that's absolutely intended. They aren't trying to hide it from viewers - they are hiding it from the algorithm.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Welcome to the future! No need to shape your own world views, they will be determined for you by The Algorithm™

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

You're underscoring my point and using a highlighter to make it shine.

Censoring ourselves for algorithms is robotic. Conforming our behavior and words to participate on corporate owned socials teaches Orwellian compliance.

How dare we use wrongtalk on their delicate platforms... Oh, wait, there are naked single milf tranny daddies in my area looking to talk to me? Let me click on that ad!

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Doing the lord's work.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

If you shoot someone with those, will you get charged with murder and rape?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 14 hours ago

Gives a whole new meaning to getting "banged".

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Parabellend is really good

[–] datendefekt@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

That didn't even stand out to me at first, lmao

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I wanna see how the aerodynamics of these are.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 points 21 hours ago

Pretty sure they fly like helicopter blades and blow immediately after penetration.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

think of the classic toilet sign that reads: come closer, its shorter than you think

at point blank range aerodynamics don't matter

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

I want to see the penetration.

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Guys would it be gay to eat a bullet like this? Asking for a friend.