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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Throw the gun away and beat thw shit out of the fascist with the other two would be my choice. That hurts more than a gunshot.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

depends where the entry wound is and if there is an exit

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[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 58 points 12 hours ago (33 children)

A Marxist is stuck in a room with a liberal, a fascist, and an anarchist. The Marxist has one gun and two bullets. What does the Marxist do? Shoot the liberal and the anarchist.

(Based off actual historical events.)

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

If anyone disagrees:

Kronstadt

Spanish Civil War

Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact

The War in Ukraine

Etc.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 3 points 8 hours ago
  • 1932 Germany
  • Two months ago, thanks guys, Palestine and immigration policy are saved now
[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The War in Ukraine

I'm confused.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Did you forget how all the MLs were rooting for Putin and performing apologetics about how Russia had "national trauma from its interactions with the west"? (actual quote, btw.) They pointed out how there were some factions in the military that were antisemitic and ignored the openly fascist policies of the Kremlin.

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[–] The_Terrible_Humbaba@slrpnk.net 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

The Spanish Civil War is actually slightly inaccurate. The Communist Party were sided with the Liberal Republicans instead of the revolutionaries - like the anarchists, and other socialists - and later prosecuted those revolutionaries and accused them of being fascists while a lot of them were still in the frontlines fighting actual fascists. The Communist Party were just serving the interests of the USSR, which at that point wanted a liberal government in Spain (due to their relation to France, if I recall correctly) and not a workers' revolution.

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[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 hours ago

The Marxist was the only one who gave the anarchist guns, tanks, and planes. But no, they're surely a bigger threat than the liberal and fascist.

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[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

shoot himself in the foot and then the face?

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 3 points 8 hours ago

This one, at least as applies to liberals in government in the USA, is a lot more accurate.

Oh and also they need some money for medical bills now. They’ll be sure to send you some texts about it.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 9 hours ago

I'd probably work towards getting out of the room tbh

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 57 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (25 children)

A leftist is stuck in a room with another leftist and a fascist.

The leftist has one gun and two bullets, and they must be used.

What does the leftist do?

Shoot the other leftist twice.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago

... then claim the other leftist making an edgy joke at the age of 14 is a proof they were the real fascist.

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