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[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 56 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

A Marxist is stuck in a room with a liberal, a fascist, and an anarchist. The Marxist has one gun and two bullets. What does the Marxist do? Shoot the liberal and the anarchist.

(Based off actual historical events.)

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 0 points 1 hour ago

Marxists aren't fascist they have a particular philosophy but they're not violent. There's only one violent person in that room.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Historically, the Marxists were the ones that stopped the Nazis. 80% of combat in WWII was fought on the Eastern Front. Meanwhile, the liberals in Germany had linked hands with the Nazis to exterminate the Marxists early on in the Nazi rise to power. Additionally, the Soviets were the only ones materially backing the Anarchists in Spain.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

The Soviet Union did more to stop the fascists than anyone else, and 27 million people in the Soviet Union were killed in the fight.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, but that's after they made an alliance with Nazi Germany. An alliance Germany broke, not the USSR.

[–] diplodocus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

The Telegraph, 2008: Stalin 'planned to send a million troops to stop Hitler if Britain and France agreed pact' | Stalin was 'prepared to move more than a million Soviet troops to the German border to deter Hitler's aggression just before the Second World War'

Papers which were kept secret for almost 70 years show that the Soviet Union proposed sending a powerful military force in an effort to entice Britain and France into an anti-Nazi alliance.

Such an agreement could have changed the course of 20th century history, preventing Hitler's pact with Stalin which gave him free rein to go to war with Germany's other neighbours.

The offer of a military force to help contain Hitler was made by a senior Soviet military delegation at a Kremlin meeting with senior British and French officers, two weeks before war broke out in 1939.

The new documents, copies of which have been seen by The Sunday Telegraph, show the vast numbers of infantry, artillery and airborne forces which Stalin's generals said could be dispatched, if Polish objections to the Red Army crossing its territory could first be overcome.

But the British and French side - briefed by their governments to talk, but not authorised to commit to binding deals - did not respond to the Soviet offer, made on August 15, 1939. Instead, Stalin turned to Germany, signing the notorious non-aggression treaty with Hitler barely a week later.

The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, named after the foreign secretaries of the two countries, came on August 23 - just a week before Nazi Germany attacked Poland, thereby sparking the outbreak of the war. But it would never have happened if Stalin's offer of a western alliance had been accepted, according to retired Russian foreign intelligence service Major General Lev Sotskov, who sorted the 700 pages of declassified documents.

"This was the final chance to slay the wolf, even after [British Conservative prime minister Neville] Chamberlain and the French had given up Czechoslovakia to German aggression the previous year in the Munich Agreement," said Gen Sotskov, 75.

The Soviet offer - made by war minister Marshall Klementi Voroshilov and Red Army chief of general staff Boris Shaposhnikov - would have put up to 120 infantry divisions (each with some 19,000 troops), 16 cavalry divisions, 5,000 heavy artillery pieces, 9,500 tanks and up to 5,500 fighter aircraft and bombers on Germany's borders in the event of war in the west, declassified minutes of the meeting show.

But Admiral Sir Reginald Drax, who lead the British delegation, told his Soviet counterparts that he authorised only to talk, not to make deals.

"Had the British, French and their European ally Poland, taken this offer seriously then together we could have put some 300 or more divisions into the field on two fronts against Germany - double the number Hitler had at the time," said Gen Sotskov, who joined the Soviet intelligence service in 1956. "This was a chance to save the world or at least stop the wolf in its tracks."

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world -4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I don't see how the fact that France and Britain refused an alliance with the USSR makes the one with Nazi Germany more acceptable.

And do you know why France and Britain refused? It's in your text:

Stalin was 'prepared to move more than a million Soviet troops to the German border'

Because between the Soviet and German borders there were countries! What Stalin asked was to conquer independent countries with the benediction of Paris and London. It was not a generous offer, it was an imperialist ultimatum. “Let me invade Poland, Romania and other allies of yours, and that will calm Hitler” was in substance Stalin's proposition.

And to put true non-aggression pacts like the ones with France and Britain in the same group as an offensive alliance which was actually the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact is intellectually dishonest.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

A non-aggression pact is not so much of an alliance. Nazis are the ones who broke it anyway. US armed/financed German military-industrial complex.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

It was not just a pact of non aggression. They attacked Poland together, and shared its territory. It was an alliance.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 minutes ago

ok. The dangerous impression that leads to hate against Russia is "Nazi Germany and USSR loved each other, and so by transitive property of disinformed dementia were the same," because they had some shady agreements. Modern conservative/western (of Ukraine) naziism revisionism is that Hitler/Germany were socialist liberals "just like USSR"

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

And the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact included (in secret) an agreement dividing Europe up into Nazi and Soviet halves preemptively.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

The USSR first sought an alliance with Britain and France which was rejected, so they signed a non-aggression pact with Germany. Britain and France also signed a non-aggression pact with Germany, betraying one of their allies (Czechoslovakia) in exchange.

Should we take the fact that the US and USSR fought on the same side in WWII to say that they were always close friends and ideologically aligned, completely ignoring everything else? Because if anything that would be more reasonable to assert, because it never escalated to a hot war between the two.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It wasn't just a pact of non-aggression. They divided Poland between themselves! France and Britain abandoned Czechoslovakia to avoid a war, USSR made an alliance with Nazi Germany to begin one.

And USSR and the US were on the same side because they were attacked by allied countries (Germany and Japan), they didn't chose one another. Stop your historical revisionism.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I won't defend all of the USSR's actions, but it's absurd to suggest they were motivated by any sort of ideological alignment with the Nazis as opposed to self-interest and circumstance, in the same way that the US and USSR were motivated by a common interest rather than ideological alignment.

At basically every other moment in history, all across the globe, Marxists and fascists have been at each other's throats.

Nothing I've said is in the least bit "historical revisionism."

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world -1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Still, the USSR considered that an alliance with Nazi Germany was ideologically acceptable, even if they were not aligned. Because the only true ideology of USSR was to maintain its leaders in power, Marxism was just a facade. And that's will always ultimately the case with authoritarian governments.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Of course self-preservation was a priority for the USSR, as it is with any nation. Failure to achieve self-preservation would have meant being ruled by the Nazis.

Not sure how that in any way indicates that "Marxism was a facade."

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world -2 points 3 hours ago

Self-preservation is something else than making an offensive alliance with Nazis.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world -4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

The Soviet Union was not entitled to an alliance with partners they were at war with only a decade prior. Britain and France were at war with the entity that would become the Soviet Union until 1922, There was no reason to Trust an alliance from a state that was ideologically opposed to them and wanted to destroy their way of life.

But the Victim complex from the Russians is a venerable beast, it was as relevant in 1925 as it was in 2025.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how it's relevant whether or not the Soviets were "entitled" to an alliance. What matters is the fact that they attempted to negotiate one there first.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world -3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I can ask for a cup of sugar from the neighbor who I wrecked the car of last month. that neighbor is still within his reasonable rights to tell me to fuck off

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 hours ago

Again, not relevant. The point is not how Britain and France responded, the point is that the Soviets chose to go to them first.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world -4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

The Soviet Union. Or more accuratley, RUSSIA was one of the two aggressors that Started the second world war.

Furthermore, they were not an ally, but a co-belligerent. Why else did the free world go from a period of direct confrontation and war in the 20s, to Cold war in the 30s. to temporary truce for 4 years from 1941 to 1945. right back to Cold war with Moscow from 1945 till 1991? (and then another temporary truce from 1991 until about 2008) right back to more or less being de facto at war with each other again since 2014

And you can't pin tens of millions of your own people, with Purges, Pogroms, Mentally handicapped suicidal orders. And general paranoid hysterical incompetnece. and blame those on the germans.

especially when large percentages of those people were colonized nations that wanted nothing to do with the Bolshevik Russian Imperial rule (Belarusians, Ukrainians, Poles, Balts etc and were just used like buffers and meat shields)

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

to temporary truce for 4 years from 1941 to 1945.

Do nations typically put aside differences to make temporary truces with co-belligerents of the nations they're at war with?

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world -2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I dont know. you tell me. Outside of the thunderdome in the middle east. whens the last time there was a major conflict with dozens of nations and more than two major ideoligies at play.

If you're asking in good faith. World War II's situation was largely unprecedented.
Unlike WWI Where Imperial Russia and France were allied. Soviet Russia was not allied with France, Britain, or western Europe.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The point is that the US put aside ideological differences because the USSR was fighting against the Nazis, they were not "co-belligerents."

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

for four years. a temporary matter. they went right back to being in a hostile competition for spheres of influence a few weeks or months after V-E day however.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

Well, that's twice as long as the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact lasted before the Nazis and Communists went right back to killing each other, not just in a "hostile competition" but in a large scale, total war that left tens of millions of people dead.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

If anyone disagrees:

Kronstadt

Spanish Civil War

Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact

The War in Ukraine

Etc.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 4 points 7 hours ago
  • 1932 Germany
  • Two months ago, thanks guys, Palestine and immigration policy are saved now
[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The War in Ukraine

I'm confused.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Did you forget how all the MLs were rooting for Putin and performing apologetics about how Russia had "national trauma from its interactions with the west"? (actual quote, btw.) They pointed out how there were some factions in the military that were antisemitic and ignored the openly fascist policies of the Kremlin.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 hours ago

Were? They're still rooting for him. As the soviets would say, they're useful idiots.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca -1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

JFC.. Russia needs to neutralize Ukraine for self defense from demonic NATO intentions to diminish it. Disinformation blaming Russia just allows your rulers and oligarchs corruption profits while your own countries are diminished instead. Pretending that all of your evil benefits Ukrainian people is by far the worst outcome of your hate.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

NATO is demonic, that's a new one. Believing in higher powers isn't very commie of you, comrade. The only power is the state. Now run along and mind your labor.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 minutes ago

Diminishing others is neither humanist or divine, and while west hates Putin for restraining oligarchy, it's not a commie country, and you/us don't need to be a commie to denounce evil.

[–] The_Terrible_Humbaba@slrpnk.net 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

The Spanish Civil War is actually slightly inaccurate. The Communist Party were sided with the Liberal Republicans instead of the revolutionaries - like the anarchists, and other socialists - and later prosecuted those revolutionaries and accused them of being fascists while a lot of them were still in the frontlines fighting actual fascists. The Communist Party were just serving the interests of the USSR, which at that point wanted a liberal government in Spain (due to their relation to France, if I recall correctly) and not a workers' revolution.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 hours ago

This is why campism is the biggest pitfall on the left. It's tempting to let others do your thinking for you, but this is where it leads.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -2 points 8 hours ago

Spanish Civil War

What can drag Google to learn more about tankies fucking up Catalonia?

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

The Marxist was the only one who gave the anarchist guns, tanks, and planes. But no, they're surely a bigger threat than the liberal and fascist.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Surely giving the gun to the fascist is a better decision. They'll just shoot themselves in the foot... Right?

[–] Metaphysika@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

They eventually do. Fascism encourages corruption and incompetence, social division and the fragmentation of non-governmental movements, local dissidents and autonomies. Mussolini was so incompetent that not only was Italy eventually invaded by the Allies and lost its sovereignty to the German Reich, but Benito himself was imprisoned, despite his escape he didn't make it to Switzerland and was hanged by Communist partisans. Hitler, on the other hand, also encouraged corruption and division within his own structures to prevent people from allying against him or creating opposition. Hitler himself was an incompetent idiot who interfered in the work of his generals. To the end, Adolf believed he could win the war, and when he realised the shit he had created, he shot himself. Fascists aren't smart or competent enough, they often rely heavily on people who can do things and who are bribed by the fascists to work with them. Hitler often used Göring's upper class position and connections with prominent aristocrats to get his ideas through, as Hitler himself was just a peasant born in a village with little education and was even homeless for a time. Hitler relied heavily on people more competent than him in important positions to get what he wanted, because he could do shit on his own.