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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 107 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hole's not big enough. (If I had a nickel.)

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that I found them in my butthole.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's what she said

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't steal! You should rent it. And tip OP.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I would but my low, low income as a landlord with only 14 properties makes that impossible.

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can't believe tipping landlords was considered even as a meme lol

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds overltly American tbh

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Worst landlord laws I've ever seen was in Japan. You have to pay them a welcome fee and a key fee on top of your bond and rent when you sign a lease.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

In Berlin they now expect a blowie on top.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Korea has an interesting system. You pay a single (very large) deposit when you move in, and you get the entire deposit back when you move out. The landlord keeps only the interest on the deposit.

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hey, at least key fee rhymes

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually, it was invented by the British in 1643.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmfao.

My landlord's hardwork: Calling the service repair guy. Making sure the property management company pays him my rent. Paying for a new AC he cheaped out on decades ago.

He has multiple properties. I don't know if it's possible to use each one at the same time, if so that's a wild power, and I would totally not rent them out.

And if the pay is inadequate maybe he should get a job lol

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sounds like your landlord is underpaid tbh

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If they're landlords, the correct term for a tenant is landslave

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 32 points 1 month ago

Landserf would be a more accurate term.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (7 children)

tipping? do Americans tip their fucking landlords too?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

.....do other countries seriously lack that much respect that they don't even tip their landlords? my god what a shithole the rest of the world is

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've heard of cow tipping. Is landlord tipping the same sort of thing?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] evilcultist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But what about landlord tipping?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Idk, it sounds plausible.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

but i saw it happen in the barnyard movie

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tipping your landlord is essential for a good relationship. Not tipping them is basically wage theft.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Press the crosspost button to repost! And tip your landlord.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah. By paying the mortgage plus 30% on the property they bought at double a fair market rate just to keep me from buying it for myself.

I love paying double in rent what I would pay for a market-rate mortgage and getting no equity in return.

Thanks landlords!

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

No we don't, but they wish we would.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was a 4chan meme to "trigger the lefties", but turned into a shitpost.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

consider me triggered

[–] ArchRecord@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Some landlords that are complete assholes ask, but I doubt you'll actually see anybody actually do it.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The "inadequate pay" one got me rolling. 😂

Inadequate pay for what exactly? Owning some land and squeezing money from the people who actually take care of it? Fuck landlords!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For all the services they provide us

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you, I needed a good laugh today. 😂

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm glad I could help, upvotes on the left. Or wherever they are. That's my obligatory tip!

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[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Needs many, many more rocks.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It probably doesn't apply to many people posting here or in general, but if you became a landlord how did your view of tenants change?

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

not a landlord, I hate landlords, but I do have room mates and this shit sucks. none of them seem to have any understanding that if food.is kept in the fridge too long it will mold, or that putting a bowl in the dishwasher facing the door won't clean it. its like living with a bunch of 10 year olds figuring out how to do chores for the first time

[–] Sea_pop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I fucking hated having roommates. Our house had two kitchens and you'd think that would solve a lot of the issues... Nope. Cat litter box. Garage. Shared backyard. Everything that could be mistreated, or used improperly, was.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Son of a landlord, we set our rent lower than market price and generally get university students

Tenants can be anything, some just pick to rent because it's just a temporary place to stay and we don't have as bad a problem as America does

Our worst renter was a business owner that did not pay rent for their business location for 4 months before disappearing

My father never evicted anyone, though A university student we once had was paying 77% less than the market before leaving after his study ended (3000 Vs 13000)

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My wife and I own three homes, each purchased below our means so we could invest time and money into renovations while living in them. One is currently rented, and we’re working on the second, with plans to have it rented by next summer.

Balancing full-time jobs with these projects demands a lot of our time and resources, but I take pride in the work we put into each home. I treat my rental properties with the same care and quality as my own home—because they were my homes.

I also expect my tenants to treat the house with the same respect I do.

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