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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Username checks out!

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Can you make it bigger? I don't want to have to get my reading glasses, they're in the other room

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Sorry, I'm still having trouble reading it, can you make it a little bit bigger? Maybe also change the colors a bit, like inverted or something

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The European mind cannot comprehend that as wood expands, dicks also expands

This makes total sense

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 45 minutes ago

That's why pools are so expensive.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 15 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

What’s even more annoying is that a 2x4 (pronounced two-by-four) isn’t 2 by 4 inches. It’s 1.5 x 3.5 (sometimes even a 1/16 under).

It’s all because of some unfinished lumber bullshit, but it’s still not as confusing as pipe and hose fitting sizing at least.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

pronounced two-by-four

Unless you're in the south, in which case it's pronounced "tuba-fur".

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

And I also forgot about the Mainers and their two-by-faws

[–] dx1@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

It's because the actual cut is 2x4, and the wood shrinks. The typical shrinkage is known and accounted for. It is a treat when a house has an actual 2x though, i.e., it was cut divided by the shrinkage ratio, or cut dry. Related to why framing is done "on center", i.e., "16 on center".

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That’s not from shrinkage (well the 1/16 might be, especially newer fast heated junk at the Homely Despot). It’s from when they mill the rough sawn 2x4 down to “finished size”. You can buy actual 2x4s, but they won’t have the nice planned surfaces or beveled edges.

I’m not wondering why it’s that sized, I’m annoyed why they insist on calling both rough saw and finished items 2x4s.

[–] dx1@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I had to go back and re-read the history of dimensional lumber. 2x4 was an actual 2x4 cut until recommendations by the Forest Products Laboratory (American Lumber Congress?) in 1919 to balance functional and economic requirements (1 5/8 x 3 5/8). It's neither the shrinkage nor just milling after drying, they literally just cut it smaller. And if my last 20 trips to big box stores with lumber are any indication, they don't care about cupping or warpage either.

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You can't convince me that wood shrinks by 35% by crossection. No way.

[–] dx1@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Yup, that was wrong.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 41 points 21 hours ago (5 children)
[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

I was hungry

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 7 points 21 hours ago

USA congress?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Really nailed in good there.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

In parallel!

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

This is a terrible measurement unit, even worse than the one we came up with in college for rockets, where we used elephants. Dicks come in all shapes and sizes.

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That’s why the standard dick was introduced

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

No, that's just Dick, he's a good guy.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Good guy, very standard.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago

...and holes

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 21 hours ago

!anythingbutmetric@discuss.tchncs.de

[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 20 hours ago

Measure twice, cut once!

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 15 hours ago

silly americans have units of time where there are 60 seconds in a minute, 24 hours in a day, 365 days in a year, and every four years there's an extra leap year! LOL backwards hicks

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

my forst thought would have been dicks lumber down the street but I dont know if they put their name on the wood

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I assume they're erect but are they end to end or side to side?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago