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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Dentists do this in the US as well. I had one prescribe me $2000 work of work because all four quitters needed fillings according to him. he suddenly died and it took me a while to get around to finding a new one. When I eventually did, I didn't mention the old diagnosis and the new dentist didn't mention needing any work done.

Lesson for everyone. If a dentist prescribes a suspicious amount of work, seek a second opinion.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Every part, 100% true.

People rarely get second opinions on their teeth. In Canada most dentist will recommend fillings for cavities that do not exist, then charge it to OHIP.

Most of my teeth have shallow fillings as a result because my parents believed what the dentist said. Never ate candy, drank soda or pop when I was a kid.

[–] HeckGazer@programming.dev 5 points 2 hours ago

I know what I'd want to be held against me in a court of law that's for sure

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 46 points 5 hours ago

I can't just pretend that's not there!

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 47 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

[–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

She has to pay two tickets every time she travels.

If a component of the fart is cheeks clapping, this woman is an omega level threat.

Anyway. One can shit with less.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 30 points 7 hours ago

Imagine getting busted by that cop, and looking around at the other cops going "are you serious right now"

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 148 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?

[–] owl@infosec.pub 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 5 hours ago

I've seen some other photos of this one cop who is not a bastard because badonkadonk of that level gets you allowances.

Obviously she's got some kind of dysmorphia going on but her arrest photos tend to go viral for obvious reasons.

Or maybe it's just multiple edited images? What is real anymore?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 105 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That’s the only thing we are going to talk about.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 42 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Three comments in, as of writing, and: yup, that's the the only thing.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 20 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Getting people to talk about the headline is going to be really difficult, like... Damn, I wish I had some kind of metaphor or idiom for this situation

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

I read the headline and understood it but once I saw the picture I got confused and couldn't understand how teeth and testicles were relevant to that ass.

[–] Hoohoo@fedia.io 6 points 8 hours ago
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 15 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

There's no way that isn't shopped. If it isn't, what's her insta? I'd want proof.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Damn... I'm in awe. I'm sure someone horny enough could identify her. She's with the police force, she was at the arrest. If you search for local articles, you could find the location, then the police station(s) involved, and scour them all to find her.

I ain't got time for that though, nor am I horny enough.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 26 minutes ago

Identify her? What the fuck is wrong with you? You're literally suggesting a woman should be doxxed because of her looks.

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

How does she even get her pants on?

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 hours ago

One leg at a time, I imagine.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world -1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

Not always, I went to school with a girl like that. Some are definitely real.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago

Easy peasy, folks. If you want to know why, it was a simple decision. He thought of any number of ways he could to "naturally" meet Detective Dumptruck. He compared those options with ones he could do in his office, and then he came up with an obvious solution.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

He needed a lot of healthy teeth to construct that groundbreaking ass dentures in order for her twerking to produce the same sound as:

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 59 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

This happened over 2 years ago. Why else would you post it now other than for dat azz?

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 hours ago

The only teeth I’m interested in are my teeth biting that INSANE dumptruck.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 46 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

God damn it, getting these folks to stay on topic! It's like pulling... How do you think she gets out of those, anyway

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

She probably has to do a lot of shimmying of her hips as she pushes them down. Probably takes a fair amount of pushing, so she probably makes little grunts of effort too.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I realize that I have some mental issues, but I'm sitting here trying to figure out even with pushing the cheeks as far apart as possible would I actually be long enough to penetrate

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 9 hours ago

Would it actually matter, though? To you, I mean?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Dayum, I'd let her Floyd me.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 hours ago

pass auf, die Amis reagieren nicht gut auf sowas

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 9 hours ago

"I find the defendant guilty on all charges and sentence them to be eaten by a plant from outer space."