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[–] supermurs@kbin.earth 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is a valid point, the down side is I have to pay for the toilet paper and water myself.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] supermurs@kbin.earth 2 points 30 minutes ago

Sorry mate, I was just making a joke.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Disagree, it means I have to fight with my partner for use of the toilet and she is somehow always in the bathroom

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 24 minutes ago

Trap the place

[–] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 19 points 14 hours ago

I can only imagine. Can you image working in construction? No break room. Nowhere to sit for lunch. Eight porta potties for two hundred workers, sitting in the direct sun on a code red day. Dude that cleans them is puking.

When I got higher up, and got access to an entire building, I'd find an empty floor and use those bathrooms. Pure luxury.

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

Don't you get bored of masturbating in the same toilet everyday?

[–] multicolorKnight@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Fuq yeah! I have a fancy Japanese bum-washer, it's far better than anything in an office, and you don't have to worry about what sounds or smells you make.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Installing a bidet was one of the best decisions I've made in the bathroom, but it makes pooping at work a lot worse.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I have a bidet but can only use it in the summer because the water is ice in the winter :(. I'd love to hook up the hot water to it but there's no way to do it in my rented house

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Extension cord and it’ll use electric heating.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Only using TP now makes me feel like cave man. If you got poop on your hand, would you just wipe it off with napkin and go on about your day? No.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 26 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, I don't go around touching things and eating with my bare buttcrack all day. I do those things with my hands, which I wash after going to the bathroom. And I shower at least once a day and clean that buttcrack with soap.

That's not to say that a bidet isn't better than TP, just that the analogy never made sense.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

You're still carrying it around with you. Forget about it being on your hands - if you got some shit on your leg, would you wipe it off with a paper towel and call it a day? You're not touching things and eating with your shins after all

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If that's all that were available, and if repurposing existing fixtures to jury-rig something would be awkward and violate social norms, and if the leg-shit were always someplace where the contours of the human body kept it from really touching anything else, and if my culture had a practice of including an extra layer of relatively expendable clothing that was always between the leg-shit-spot and my pants, then yeah, I'd manage.

It's not that it's a terrible analogy, but it's more a bit from standup routine than a revelation about life. That being said, I'd still very much prefer to be able to wash it off with water, and while my shins are generally fine, I try to avoid pooping outside the house and will not be giving up my home bidets, thank you very much.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

It's not supposed to be a "revelation about life" though??And I wasn't talking about taking a shit in public, I just said getting shit on your leg.

If you're walking barefoot in a park and step on some dog shit, I doubt you'll feel clean after wiping it out from between your toes with a dry paper towel. Even (especially?) if you put shoes on after

I feel like this thread has a bunch of Charmin employees commenting.

[–] gubblebumbum@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

i wash my butt and legs with soap every time i poop

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

No, but I eat with my hands. My butt hole hardly ever touches my food before I've eaten it.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

hardly ever

It's rare, but it still occurs.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Not ruling it out.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

You know that cucumber in the salad that you just ate...

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I just read your comment as, "I eat butt with my hands."

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You don't wash your hands after shitting?

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

That's not what I said at all.

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 14 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Omg I came here to comment exactly this. Such a luxury

You know, you could bring a water bottle to the bathroom and one of these pocket sized bidet caps and nobody would really know. Unless you chose a crinkly bottle I guess

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 18 hours ago

That is a phenomenal tip right there!! Didn't know these products existed, thanks a ton.

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Um... my dude... I'm going to need a lot more water pressure than that...

That being said, I wonder if you could make an adapter for a battery powered paint sprayer... or just give zero fucks and leave a pressure washer in the stall. Obviously not full power, but pressure wouldn't be an issue then.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

If you have the accessibility to leave a functioning pressure washer in the stall... you could just get a bidet installed.

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[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 33 points 18 hours ago

I mean im not the type like my wife who will hold it to not use an outside toilet but I have to agree. I would say access to your fridge is equally useful though. Its just way more convenient overall. Sill not having the commute is tops. I generally had to give myself an hour on leaving to make sure I would arrive ontime and for whatever reason traffic always seems worse in the evening. So like 10 hours incinerated with travel per week. Then like the additional getting ready is like 30mins so thats another 2.5 and that fridge thing means you can eat without going out but you don't have to pack a lunch. going to give that another .5. All the incidentals from walking my dog to being able to catch a 30min show at lunch im going to say its worth at least 2 more. Its easy to see its worth 25% on the low side and 30% on the high side (with the caveat that a job is useless if it can't meet your bills).

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 12 hours ago

I'm in shambles any time I have to shit without a bidet

Americans are disgusting pigs running around with doodoo asses

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 12 points 15 hours ago

I think my butt would get sore if I used the toilet all day long but its definitely better than doing it at work

I'm doing so right now.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago

I also eat healthier and tastier. I can do dishes, laundry, and clean here and there. I am MORE productive. I don't have to commute. But my boss is a Conservative Gen-Xer who believes working from home is the devil.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 10 points 17 hours ago

Yes and I can use it as often as I want without guilt.

That and I can play music and videos with bothering anyone as background noise.

Actually the best benefit is being able to hang around my cat.

And husband, it's nice to see him too I guess.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 11 points 17 hours ago

The toilets in my office are maintained by dedicated staff. The ones in my home are occasionally paid attention to by distracted volunteers.

[–] gubblebumbum@lemm.ee 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I hover even in my home because i have to share it with my brothers

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 16 hours ago

For me it's my teenagers. We rarely clean their bathroom, they're supposed to. They rarely clean it either.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Why tho? I never look around my workplace restroom and think, oh, that wants cleaning

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Privacy and not feeling rushed while pooping.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 hours ago

Ah, so you don't have children.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Because public toilets are designed primarily to serve the employer, not the needs of the people actually using them.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago

I got a bidet on my toilet. 'nuf said.

[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago

I only shit on company time on principle.

Using my own toilet to drop a log just feels wrong.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 17 hours ago

I like having access to my kitchen for lunch. Im less tempted to go out to eat when i can make something tasty and usually better than fast food

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

If you can smell it, a little piece is inside you.

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