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[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (6 children)
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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Is this a recent picture? Because I'm pretty sure he's back on YouTube talking shit like an edgy 13 year old...

[–] rcbrk@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Flows nicely, but it's an inaccurate collage of plot elements.

  • Isildur lost the ring in a river.
  • Déagol found the ring in a river.
  • Sméagol killed Déagol for the ring.
  • Sméagol (now Gollum) lost the ring in a cave.
  • Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Frodo, Gollum, 🌋?
[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

So one thing I don't get.. Hobbits are supposed to be like a nice race, not easily corruptible, all they want is food and peace. A hobbit would be the best race to trust with the one ring. Bilbo had it for like 80+ years and gave it away, Frodo threw it away and ignored it for like 18 years, Sam didn't give a shit about it... So why did it corrupt Sméagol so? He was a hobbit too.

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Sméagol is from a race that was closely related to hobbits, but not exactly hobbits.

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[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Looks like he was worked like a bitch. Slave work 12 hours a day!

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago

he looks like he's one of those trolls that live under bridges

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Famko@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Off brand Vsauce Michael to me

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How dare you compare him to Andrew.

Oh shit, they both have the save first name, lol

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago

That is an insult to Babish.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh boy, dude hit the wall running.

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Dude really shouldn’t have hit the wall that fast, but I’m glad he did lol

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

He should use that picture in his "BRUV" party campaign for UK Prime Minister (which is totally not just about attracting money from Elon Musk).

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Didn't Gollum find the ring in a lake?

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he lost it at an underground lake, where bilbo found it. gollum found the ring in a river, or rather, his friend found it in a river, and then gollum killed him and took it from him.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Oh, ok. I was picturing a cave but I guess it was an underground lake. I understood the reference either way

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thought that was Ari Shaffir for a sec.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Looks like one of those cats, doesn't he.

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

Can't he just get depressed and kill himself already? That would be one of the few times that practice actually benefits society.

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