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[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 59 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

There’s probably some nice people who look like that, too, so I prefer to attack his ugly as fuck character and soul.

Why resort to criticizing their looks, when they’re sooo much uglier inside?

[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago (10 children)

It's fair to attack someone's looks when it is a point of pride they assert themselves. He obviously thinks he's some kind of hotshot macho man, so kicking him when he's down is fine given the crimes he's committed and how generally awful he is. It is not the same as making fun of a random person's appearance for no reason.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 20 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Holy shit that's Andrew Tate? Lmao

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Lol that's wild. What color is your Bugatti now mother f*cker lol

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 14 hours ago

No that's Gollum, from smash hit video game "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum".

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[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

He probably goes around asking women to guess what's in his pocket and then whips his penis out through a hole in said pocket.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

That's what I read on Facebook, so it must be true

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago

Seeing his face is like hearing a vicious slur.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.

Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

that uppity African-American with several baby mommas

I have no idea who you're referring to, but why are you using slurs and negative stereotypes?

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 14 points 17 hours ago

There’s a guy, a South African, who, in my opinion has too much of a say in another country’s (the US’) politics. He bought Twitter, works with electric cars, space rockets, brain chips etc.

His name escapes me. Sorry to offend you.

[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think they are trying to refer to musk but he is African not African-American. Hrm..

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago

He's (South) African, now (less than legally) American.

That's pretty much African-American. He's got apartheid all over his birth & soul rather than a darker skin color, if that's your gateway.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There is a serious problem of kids, especially boys, not having heroes these days.

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[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Looks like a bad case of Graft Vs Host he's got there.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 20 hours ago

You're average sewer rat king is better groomed than that.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mainly I'm going to slave these bitches […] I'm going to make them work even more hours and hours and hours.. I work these bitches like slaves. […] SLAVE work. Minimum 10 or 12 hours a day."

"I don't want to tell them that they have OnlyFans, I want that money to be used by me and you, screw them…"

"I don't want them to have the passwords, I don't want them to have anything."

The death penalty is kind for men like this.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 8 points 23 hours ago

The Tate brothers, and some of the women working for them, previously told investigators that the allegations are the result of jealousy.

Projection

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

Ah, how the pathetic have fallen.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 100 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago (11 children)

If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I'd shoot Tate twice.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you'd almost certainly miss.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

Are we sure this isnt a fae type situation with Sauron? Like its said you can only kill a fae with pure or true iron but I have found that they are rather susceptible to being hit by a 2001 Honda Civic.

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[–] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 71 points 1 day ago (2 children)

At least bad things are happening to ONE bad person. Andrew Tate, my beacon of hope.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm starting to believe goblins do exist and they're out there grifting incels.

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

I bet that's what they tried to say but autocorrect fucked it.

"Peak alpha male"

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