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[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There’s probably some nice people who look like that, too, so I prefer to attack his ugly as fuck character and soul.

Why resort to criticizing their looks, when they’re sooo much uglier inside?

[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (13 children)

It's fair to attack someone's looks when it is a point of pride they assert themselves. He obviously thinks he's some kind of hotshot macho man, so kicking him when he's down is fine given the crimes he's committed and how generally awful he is. It is not the same as making fun of a random person's appearance for no reason.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Holy shit that's Andrew Tate? Lmao

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol that's wild. What color is your Bugatti now mother f*cker lol

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You're allowed to call this fucker a fucker

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Unfortunately it wouldn't be fair to call him a fucker now. The only thing he's fucking these days is a rolled up pillow. It's disrespectful to the true fuckers of the world. He gets an *

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

No that's Gollum, from smash hit video game "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum".

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world -1 points 15 hours ago

I mean, let’s try it based on the gut check, based on a fictional billionaire.

“That bastard passed a bill that lets him appropriate community funds to repair his six - SIX mansions while the community suffers. And you know what’s almost as bad? He’s BLACK.”

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[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He probably goes around asking women to guess what's in his pocket and then whips his penis out through a hole in said pocket.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That's what I read on Facebook, so it must be true

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 86 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.

Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There is a serious problem of kids, especially boys, not having heroes these days.

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Seeing his face is like hearing a vicious slur.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mainly I'm going to slave these bitches […] I'm going to make them work even more hours and hours and hours.. I work these bitches like slaves. […] SLAVE work. Minimum 10 or 12 hours a day."

"I don't want to tell them that they have OnlyFans, I want that money to be used by me and you, screw them…"

"I don't want them to have the passwords, I don't want them to have anything."

The death penalty is kind for men like this.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

The Tate brothers, and some of the women working for them, previously told investigators that the allegations are the result of jealousy.

Projection

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 101 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago (12 children)

If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I'd shoot Tate twice.

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[–] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At least bad things are happening to ONE bad person. Andrew Tate, my beacon of hope.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My feelings exactly. We have to be happy about even small wins like this

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Puft diddly being charged was that for a moment as well.

When the karma finally shows up...

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 84 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm starting to believe goblins do exist and they're out there grifting incels.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Ah, how the pathetic have fallen.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 days ago

"Peak alpha male"

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 45 points 2 days ago

Looks more like andrew Taint to me.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

You're average sewer rat king is better groomed than that.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What living in Romania does to a mfr.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nosferatu-maxxing, it's this cool new trend

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[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 5 points 1 day ago

Looks like a bad case of Graft Vs Host he's got there.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (6 children)
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