Well gigachad supersoldiers can't be killed if they never show up on the frontline.
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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They're so gigchad when Putin conscribes them, they say no and refuse to elaborate further.
That's a still from a gay porn movie on the right, isn't it?
I hope so.
You only have to be average at your job on the left, to scare the shit out of the steroid/HGH addicts on the right. You can do so much in 8 hours. How many hours can they keep running?
Most roidcakes have the stamina and endurance of a retired accountant who chainsmoked for their entire career.
Right?! Those are far from ideal soldiers. I'm a 150lbs, when wet, but my 62-grain bullet will wreck any one of those men.
Fair point. No soldier could spend enough time in the crappy post gym to look anything like that, even if there were no piss tests or weight tapes to avoid.
Yeah but their abs can stop bullets. Which is why they don't wear body armor. Does your drone operator have bulletproof abs? Didn't think so.
Can't stop the artillery the drone operator calls in. At that point it doesn't matter how muscular they are.
The image on the right looks like the start of a hardcore porno
There are no soldiers that look like that.
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Clearly you've never seen the war documentaries Predator or Commando.
Jesse Ventura was a real soldier? I guess his service to country is what got him elected as governor. Hey! I guess that's how Arnold became governor too. Fancy that, two of the guys who fought that alien both went on to become politicians.
Don’t forget about the GOAT called Rambo
2nd best Cristmas movie, right after Gremlins. Maaaaybe tied with Die Hard.
Since they need to go shopping for spare soldiers my money is on the Drone
Unlimited and untraceable drones? No problem.
Gigachads are probably tactically retreated to a base of fellow anti-putin compatriots, waiting for the right moment to strike at the Kremlin.
But their skinny, withered legs...they're gonna need Professor X floaty chairs...
That guy on the left looks really funny, is there a name for that meme?
Prob the drone pilot on the other side
But which one will be a more effective fundraiser as a pinup calendar?
Speaking as A Woooman®️, yech, none of the above. Makes me think of decay and early death. Immediately donated to Come Back Alive.