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[–] big_fat_fluffy@leminal.space 1 points 19 hours ago

I think video is still referred to as "footage". That is, how many feet long the tape is.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This sort of icon is still used in software all over the world:

I honestly couldn't tell you the last time I used a floppy disk.

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Died to become the icon of saving!

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can, 2007... I used them as fkashdrives for school cause it looked cool and a flash drive was a luxury in my country. I lost a lot* of info because of an error and never used one again

[–] big_fat_fluffy@leminal.space 0 points 19 hours ago

They held like 100M. They were gargantuan.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

It's slightly less absurd than that, I guess, because modern smartphones do at least still have telephone functionality.

Plenty of kids I grew up with also called Nintendo and Atari cartridges "tapes." It made sense from an ergonomic standpoint and from the point of view of someone who had no interest in understanding what was actually going on inside the machine. It's a rectangular plastic thing you put in the machine to make it play whatever it says on the label. Just like a VHS tape, see? Same same.

The thing with tape was that it described the actual medium inside the casing, all the way back to the time before the tape itself came in the casing and was just loose on a spool. This would have been state of the art in the 1960's. It's possible that Original Series Star Trek foresaw the possibility of solid state-ish storage with no tape reels inside, but probably not. (Their computers also exhibit a distressing lack of displays, so I'm not sure the producers were too good at being prescient.) And for what it's worth, I do know a few oldsters who now call the various small card based flash media formats "memory chips," which I guess is pretty close to accurate. TnG did this too with their "isolinear chips," whatever the hell those were supposed to be made of.

Anyway, we do have a limited selection of "phones" without the phone feature, e.g. things like the iPod Touch which was basically an early-gen iPhone with the phone cut out. Nobody could really decide what to call these, with the closest thing to a standard being "pocket media players," which turns into the rather non-melodious "PMP." (With this I guess we missed the chance to call wi-fi enabled variants "pocket internet media players," and therefore have the opportunity to label these "PIMPs," which is obviously much cooler.)

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

upvoted for all the work you put into that, but our judges would have accepted "technically not true".

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

all the work

You have, like, seen my post history, right?

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

To jump on with this, sometime in TV, especially with sports broadcasts or recaps, I still hear hosts say something like, “let’s go to the videotape” even though basically no one is using tape anymore for these things.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 7 points 4 days ago

Plenty of kids I grew up with also called Nintendo and Atari cartridges "tapes."

Our household referred to NES cartridges as "tapes", as well. I think for our family, it came from us frequenting a local video rental store, usually once a week. We'd pick up some movies and some games every time we'd go. It started with just movies, though, because our local store didn't carry games at first. But once we started renting games there, we just kept called everything in the bag "tapes".

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My favorite thing about smartphones is that the "call" icon is an old-school telephone handset. I'll bet younger people have never thought about what that thing is even supposed to be. My second-favorite is the gear icon for "settings" - like, what the fuck does a gear ring have to do with a list of options you can select? That isn't even remotely close to what gears are used for in real-world mechanical devices.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

Even my two year old can recognize a telephone handset, pick it up and hold it to her ear while saying "Hewwo?"

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

I'll bet younger people have never thought about what that thing is even supposed to be.

Oh cmon.

Yes, this supposedly (according to some meme) happened with the save symbol, because a floppy is actually something a lot of today's people have never seen or touched.

That sort of a handset for a telephone though? Do you think they haven't seen shows or movies? Never saw a playset with a very classic model plastic phones?

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

One time I heard a colleague called the settings/gear icon in Windows a flower. I've also heard somebody refer to the PuTTY icon as "the two penguins"

[–] Link@rentadrunk.org 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are we referring to this icon? Found here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PuTTY

If so I see no resemblance with a penguin at all.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yep that's the one. It was on the taskbar so significantly smaller than it looks here. I think he thought the lightning bolt was the beaks.

Sometimes late at night I squint my eyes to look at the icon and, for a fleeting moment, I can see two penguins.

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[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

It's hard for people to understand, but there was a time from the late 70's to early 80's where after a screen "transition" whatever came up next on the screen was called a "new page".

So if you were playing Intellivision AD&D going in a dungeon from the overworld was a "new page". Or playing Karate Champ.... going from the Title Screen to the Fight Mechanics part was thought of as a "new page". Beating the first maze arrangement of Ms Pac Man would bring you to the next maze on "page 2".

[–] billhead@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I hear the snake/dragon. Quick, press the button and count how many "bips" you hear to see if you have enough arrows!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Do we not call them webpages still?

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In German, a phone is called a "Handy"

[–] abrake@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

In America, a handjob is called a "Handy"

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In Germany, they employ the whole person, not just the hand!

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[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

And the girl a handmaiden

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 4 days ago (11 children)

"Pocket-Sized Portable Computer with Telecommunicative Radio Capability" is quite a long name, people would just get tired of saying that and call it by a simpler name.

Oh wait.

[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Portable Handheld Omnidirectional Networking Equipment is also pretty long, we could probably shorten it.

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[–] Archer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ironically the Brits got this right with “mobiles”. What’s the key characteristic of a cellphone? That it is portable and mobile.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

but the key characteristic of a car is also the mobility.

🤔

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No it's not... Because we know what a cellphone is.

In star trek they called it tapes because they didn't know what they would be called in the future.

Moreover, it's called a cellphone as a colloquial term. They're correct nomenclature is "smartphone".

[–] big_fat_fluffy@leminal.space 0 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Contemporaneously, in some of Larry Nivens' fiction, it was called a "data brick".

When you feel like you are getting too attached to the metaphor of the hour, abstract it up a level.

[–] jago@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

You're going to play "moreover" and "nomenclature" then fuck up a "they're/their"? Hang your head.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I also used colloquial. But then again auto correct is a bitch.

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[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 15 points 4 days ago

My grandmother said the same when I showed her a Motorola Droid in 2009. She said "that's a pocket computer".

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[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I always liked mobile it works for everything you do on the go

I always liked the German "Handy" ... cos it's great for porn.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

What do you call your phone? By its brand?

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I call mine by where it's made, as I do my Davenport.

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I enjoy my China, and also my China, and how could I forgot my China...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Don't forget the china, me old china.

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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is it worse that I still call them "telephones"?

p.s. I am British, which gives me some allowance for using strange, historical words.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Since you are British, international law allows you to call it a "wireless" if you like.

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It should have been PDAs. For some reason that just didn't catch on.

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

To me, I've always associated the PDA with devices w/o the phone capability, pre-smartphones. Those existed. Looked similar to modern smartphones, just bulkier and with less capability. That's been the distinction for me.

Frankly, the only other word for (cell)phone or mobile has been smartphone. I don't think we have a better word for them yet (pocket computer just doesn't grab you).

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

They didn't catch on because in the era they existed it was very difficult to achieve any kind of connectivity with them to the outside world. By the time that was able to be ubiquitous, smartphones were already happening.

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