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[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 175 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.

[–] Letsdothis@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah, or not

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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean it's technically not wrong. I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

Born again Christian who wasn't quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And what was the name of your first pet?

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[–] subtext@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] raccoon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Let that sink in.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

If you invite it in, you're powerless against it.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago

I refuse to

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Born in '78, basically immortal

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off millennia ago.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just turned 100 last month, it's fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I'm saving Soo much on fuel and parking.

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.

And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.

I'm hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.

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[–] Colors@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This meme is from the future!

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Assuming we make it that far

Huge assumption

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also 1990 gang, I'll be 78 this February

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[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

We've retired the joke:

Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who's so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world's richest man starved for attention?

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[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Are the years metric?

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One day this meme will be true.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

In 2043 to be exact.

@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago

Ugh math get out of here it's a weekend

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

look at my steam account, i'll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Congratulations!

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago

Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.

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[–] orcrist@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 18 points 1 week ago

Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.

[–] centipede_powder@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

It doesn't get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm born in 1975.

I'm fucking sunk. :)

I'm having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It's fun. Really. :)

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[–] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Only 1900s kids would understand.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)

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[–] Bearlydave@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

That math doesn't math. I'm just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.

Well I'm balding like one at least.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Oh shit! I was born in 1979. How old does that make me?

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[–] rasakaf679@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

I've gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don't have time for this

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