Did cats domesticate humans, or did Toxoplasma gondii domesticate both of us?
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Nope. Almost wish I had that because fuck that smell!
Cats after entering a human stranger's house: Look at me. I'm the meowner now.
Humans: Yes, oh cute one!
They are funny, don't really need a lot of space and training, and look pretty. Ofc I will go and by whatever.
Cats never domesticated themself, since ever they are specialists in domesticate humans, for commodity, not for need.
Spot on. Cats are the OG scientists who stuck around to see what they could make us do after they discovered monkeys gave good tummy rubs.
Yadda-yadda, we industrialize food production and build awesome cozy dens to live in, yadda-yadda, they're watching us burn the world like, "fascinating... now, can I make the monkey give me treats 2 minutes earlier than this time last week..."
Only reason they don't have us outright worshipping them is we tried it once or twice, but things got weird.
I love all cats, and they are free to walk inside anytime they want. Just no fighting in the house.
Is anyone else bothered by people saying their cat is lost? -No; it left a toxic relationship! "They stole my cat" -Nah, it moved out!
Or something got to it. Pretty sure that's what happened to our outside childhood cat. Miss ya up there, Rover.
People always think aliens would want to kill us, but they would rather make us their slaves.
Do you think it's the same way with viruses entering body cells?
Nah, I assume it's more like some unconscious dude shows up at your house with a weirdly sharp penis, he impregnates the house, and then the house explodes and a bunch of little dudes spill out.
One dildo through the window IN, thousands of dildos through the walls OUT. Got it.
I shudder to write this, but it's more like a self-replicating knife dildo. Or a sawzall.
Not self-replicating. It's like a knife dildo that remodels your body into a knife dildo factory.
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i guess that viruses might be evolutionarily very old, dating back to the RNA-world-episode, seeing how primitive they are.
maybe they could have a use (exchanging DNA segments between individuals) but that is pure speculation on my part.
Cats are the perfect human parasite.
Gaslighting is so last year. We need new slang - fenceposting, backyarding, BarneyRubbling.
Yeah in 4legged furballs its cute. In 2legged douchebags its not.
Unless the two legged douchebag is a crow. Which, it still isn't cute, but you would want to pretend it is
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