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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 18 hours ago

I'm so slow, my first reaction was:

What kind of disgusting new behavior are the weirdos getting up to now? Shitting indoors. The very thought of it!

[–] stardom8048@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Plumbers, electricians, homebuilders, sanitation workers, and electrical workers. Who'd I miss?

Thank you all for a fine poopie.

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago

I mean, it's almost the entire service and retail economy. Shout out to the driver of the truck that did the delivery to the supermarket of the turkey you'll poop out the next day. We owe everything to everyone.

Merry Christmas and may your next poop be a blessed one.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Smartphone factory workers and Internet network engineers.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Shampoo bottle sticker makers

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I regret not growing up in a Dr Bronners household.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

Dilute! Dilute! Ok!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My response isn’t showing because I’m a dipshit: I said:

I’m with you.

I don’t think I meant to delete my comment; I’ve been drinking too.

😊

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 23 hours ago

The fact that you’re responding to no one makes this top tier

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Blizzard?

Climate change is erasing those. Now it's just do shit outside in modest cold

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Now we can swim any day in November

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 3 points 18 hours ago

Well, just be sure to wear a full body suit to protect from the industrial waste.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 14 points 1 day ago

tl;dr: We live in a society

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Personally I live in Texas so the only people enabling me are the Oil companies ensuring I never see a blizzard, from Global Warming.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Jokes on you, climate change means unpredictable weather, so you'll actually get worse blizzards.

[–] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 5 points 22 hours ago

Oh don’t worry, you will