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If you have any preparation time, then Psyllium husk (sold as metamucil for one brand example) with lots of water. This would win on sheer volume, HOWEVER, if you take too much then constipation.
Half a spoonful a day with at least 2 cups of water
I hear MCT oil is wonderful for nearly uncontrollable pooping. That, and bring lots of "sugar free" candy.
Come over. I'm sure I can cook you some diarrhea-inducing food. It'll be spicy as hell, so sweating and peeing gets sorted too. And I'm sure it's not going to be easy to find.
You could eat a posterior
leaving a comment for when this thread pops up on some YouTubers history of Lemmy video
Not what I was expecting in my feed, not going to lie. But I think as strange as this question is, it bodes well for original content on Lemmy... unfortunately.
That being said anything with a laxative effect should do the trick. For lots of pooping and sweating you could go with the sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon.
This is cheating, that stuff doesn't count as food.
I had some sugar-free gelatin once, ate the whole bowl in one shot. Turns out it was sweetened with sugar alcohols which is similar to what's in those gummies and the results were notable. That's the secret ingredient, sugar alcohol. Monk fruit sugar has it too and a few spoons of that and you'll have stories to tell.
What you need is medication, not food.
Get a bunch of laxatives, stool softener (if you need it juicy) and even some lactaose and senna if you're real keen.
Then eat a shitload of greasy food and you're set.
Kiwis Red pepper flakes Spinach Water
You can add these to a blender to help digest even faster.
You can also pick up some high fiber cereal.
But yeah I think your stomach is not going to be happy.
Why are there so many experts on this topic.
This just proves the point there are a lot of people full of shit?
So,... to pass your D-test... :D... Laxative in recommended doses, liver and kidney purifier as Uroperine (again, recommended doses), and gallons of water ;-)
The fuck is wrong with you Greg
Omg. I love Lemmy already. This is the hardest Iβve laughed at a post in a long time. Bravo.
Is this the first Lemmy legend story, like the jolly rancher one is for Reddit?
This is some weird kink stuff isn't it
OP is mailing himself across the country.
Low effort memes. It was good while it lasted, the one thing I do not miss from Reddit
Drink a can of sauerkraut juice and within a couple hours there will be nothing solid left in your body. Repeat a couple times a day, I guess?
Dave's killer bread. Beans.