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[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

'You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!' IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. 'She's a child!' shouted Crumley. IT'S EDUCATIONAL. 'What if she cuts herself?' THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

You'll chop your eye out, kid.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Scandinavians when americans use ä, æ, ø, å:

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is why I prefer dra til helvete over dra åt helvete. It's more accessible to us Americans. I'm not going to even attempt the Danish version, as that is incomprehensible.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Skulls make for very poor goblets... Unless you have a mortal enemy without eyes.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

You fill in the eyes with rubies, silly.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 1 week ago

Ralphie understands that you have to take skulls for the skull throne.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Alas, a weapon worthy of waging War on Christmas! 🎄🪓