Proper uncensored version thanks to @baatliwala@lemmy.world
Couldn't find a wild uncensored version, so here's an edited version. #FuckCensorship
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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Ohhhh i thought it said duck and I was confused
What a quack.
If you post censored shit I'm going to PM you shittingdicknipples and lemonparty.
/shakes tiny fist wistfully
I hold a duck once, didn't know it was that widespread.
Brag much.
Skin renews every vew days.
Mine has a dick in it pretty regularly. The point is still valid...
The fact you said "a dick" and not "my dick" 🤨
Sometimes it's more than one. 🫢
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So what? And I also wash my hands regularly. The point still stands. It's not gross, it's just a fact.
I just stated a fact too.
Ah but is it still the same hand?
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Mine has also been up to the wrist in vagina, with moderate colon (limited to the digits). I let people know this before they shake my hand, in the spirit of transparency.
Pftt I’m not afraid of a drink!
Don't threaten me with a good time.
You'll touch my dick and you'll like it goddammit
Some have even tested the depths of a twat or two
It has to vary from person to person but I've never seen a sexual guide that discusses how deep in inches the canal is
Counterpoint: a greater number have touched a vagina (but that framing doesn't obsess over a woman's sexual purity, so, clearly less important)
Everyone has touched a vagina. You at least passed one on the way out.
Not people who were born via Caesarean.
The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
I should hope so. If somebody shook my hand and, while maintaining eye contact, and confessed they've been free-willying every pee of their life, hands behand their head, I would have to seriously reconsider our relationship.
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