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[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 38 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What happened? Russian soldier died due to an electric scooter?

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 78 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Head of Russia's nuclear, biological, and chemical forces was killed by a bomb hidden in a nearby scooter

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2ek388yxzo

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 63 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] parody@lemmings.world 47 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago

I know what I’ve got, no lowballers…or else

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago

Oh hey not bad not bad still clearly a scooter o7

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Considering it was a bomb, it's doing surprisingly well. The handlebars are missing and it's warped in the picture I saw.

[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

When I read this news this morning I thought it was like a Vespa style scooter. Was it really an electric scooter like this? That makes it even funnier.

Edit- I read the news before the footage was released, and saw this post before the posts with the footage. Lul. Also holy fuck that was a big explosion from such a tiny boi.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

> that was a big explosion from such a tiny boi.

Remember, the nuclear material which was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was about the size of a cricket ball.

The explosion could have been a little bigger!

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

Hiroshima's bomb was Little Boy, which contained 64 kg of uranium, which at 19.1 g/cm^3 would be about 3.3 liters, significantly larger than a cricket ball.

But Nagasaki's Fat Man used about 6.2 kg of plutonium, which has roughly the same density as uranium, although the implosion mechanism to initiate the chain reaction compressed it to about half the volume. So that's closer to a cricket ball.

But also to add even more nuance, the plutonium in Fat Man used a uranium tamper to reflect neutrons, and estimates are that about 30% of the explosion yield was due to fission of the uranium too. So it's hard to really draw the line on what was or wasn't the "explosive" in that bomb.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There was a bit more to the bomb than just nuclear material though.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

And none of it came out charred but recognizable.

If the pictured scooter genuinely was the bomb, this is some Wile E. Coyote shit.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you take the batteries out, there's a decent amount of space inside one.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

Username checks out

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Impressive improvisation.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 3 points 4 days ago

Oh sweet, thanks

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess the tin-foil hat brigade were right. Electric vehicles are dangerous after all.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Don't forget the zionist terror attacks on lebanon. Those were just pager batteries. This is the new normal.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Someone really needs to make one of these comics with the full character lineup. Shark, kangaroo, wolf, cat, moon, scooter...

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Moon? Goddammit, I hate missing the lore drops.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Their lunar lander crashed into the moon last year.

I think the cat was about a guy who got scratched, then died from the subsequent infection.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

thank you, k-anon

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit, they would need a lot of room for windows.

[–] derek@infosec.pub 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I don't know what tools they use but if Windows is an issue then the artist could use Linux.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

o7 scooter bro

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

New Hitman achievement.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The battery pack takes up quite a bit of room in those things, you could really pack a lot of splodey stuff in if you took that out.

😊

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, just look at the terror attack on lebanon. Those were just pagers.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

"terror attack"

It was an attack targeting members of a terrorist organisation, and those pagers were only given out to members of the org.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

🇮🇪 : Ná tosaigh do charr

🇺🇦 : Не запускайте свій E-Scooter

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Erin go Bragh!