this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 134 points 1 week ago

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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 86 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[–] rdri@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 week ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Reverse image search

Computers. Have you never watched CSI?

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[–] yuri@pawb.social 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

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[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

This In Here

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago
[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 14 points 1 week ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

for play? for get play.

[–] bradd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what the said, am come where?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In me, get in me, come, they said.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone call the bondulance

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

yasss bitch! truer words have never been assembled poorly!

See come want, see want come!

I see an "am" but no "I". This has to be missing words

reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I’ll take it right up the middle!

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

See come, want. See want, come.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

IN ME GET IN ME THE

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

am come where

[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

GET HELP

HELP ME

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

What

The

Said

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

To come where it said, what

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
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