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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I can't decide if that pizza looks delicious or terrible

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

depends on how hungry you are

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago

Also, free pizza always tastes better

[–] technojamin@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

That’s the thing with pizza. By most standards, that’s shit pizza. On the other hand, it’s hard to fuck up bread, sauce, cheese, and some veggies. I would absolutely eat and enjoy that if it were put in front me.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 week ago

Honestly it looks like the crust seems half decent.

[–] agless@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

That's good pizza. The cheese gets yellow like that from browning

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To me I think if I set aside the square slices, it looks like tasty pizza; I think I've just only ever had square pizza that kinda sucked

(I know there are kinds of square pizza that are delicious, I just associate it with shitty school lunch pizza from when I was a kid)

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

There's a pizza spot near my hometown that serves square slices, and their dough is sweet and thin like pie crust. It's either a love or hate kinda thing but a definite must try. I can only ever stomach one slice because it's so greasy.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

after all the Altoona pizza memes, that looks pretty good

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

It's wild to me that the world is now aware of Altoona Pizza. It was a local joke when I lived in that area.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Square Pizza = I hate my employees & I'm too cheap to give you full pizza. Triangle Pizza = We appreciate you very much!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago

Triangle Pizza = ~~We appreciate you very much!~~

I'll spend $100 to make you feel "appreciated" instead of something actually beneficial.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Theres always a broccoli one. Every time.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean if you surround it with chicken and some Alfredo instead of marinara you got yourself a pretty nice pizza.

But that's not what they did. They must be one of those that throws broccoli into their spaghetti. Not on the side,.. in.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

These are pizzas that a company ordered from some pizza place.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Switched careers a year ago. This is the first time in over twenty years I’ve gotten a bonus that’s money. It’s surreal.

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My bonus is always money. Half of goes to taxes before it reaches me. Then I use the part I get to pay my other taxes. After this I have just enough left to get myself a pizza.

[–] Sprokes@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

If most of your bonus go to taxes and you still have money for a pizza then you are not poor and nothing to complain about.

[–] joel1974@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How come I know for 100% certainty that is Marcos pizza?

Because he likes Brocollli on it and not many people do? 100% seems like high odds though.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I don't even eat pizza but all square pizzas just seem horrible to me.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like a Deluxe and a Cheese Pizza ... it usually means the company is partially appreciative of you.

If you had had a Deluxe, a Meat Lovers and a Coke to go with it! Man, you would have been happy to know your company will keep you for another month.

[–] ComplacentGoat@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

False. We got a bunch of good pizza a couple of weeks ago, then came in yesterday to mass layoffs.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Ah, the proverbial last meal

[–] Ab_intra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Is that peppes pizza? 🤣