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[–] Moose@moose.best 105 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

You see, I have drawn you as the bad egg-layer and myself as the chad good egg-layer, therefore your argument is invalid.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 6 days ago

Me: Pre-gaped 2-finger-fitter Chad

You: single-finger fitter virgin

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why is the bad egg layers mascara running?

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

You'd be crying too if you were that tight.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 days ago

She is crying obv

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 16 points 6 days ago

I have two hens.

One is a fat hybrid that lays all year round and thinks it's a dog. Dog chicken looks like the top picture.

The other is a Dutch bantom that is scared of its own shadow and won't let us within 10m of it but only lays for 5 months and for the rest of the year looks like the bottom picture.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago