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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Ostriches don't have boobs, they're birds.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but birds do have tits. You know.. I'm going to skip trying to add a picture of a tit here, that search might backfire.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tits and boobies are not ostriches!

Just because tits can fly doesn't mean we should ostrichsize those that can't.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They don't have nipples, but they certainly have breasts.

Does that mean the difference between a breast and a boob is just the nipple?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

There's also the lack of cleavage.

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

They can be shown on US television at least.

[–] sean@lemmy.wtf 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

til the chicken in my freezer don't exist cuz it's chicken breast

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I didn't say breast, I said boobs.

All men have breasts. Only some of us have boobs.

[–] sean@lemmy.wtf 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 16 points 6 days ago
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Needs an ostrich for scale.

[–] ChildeHarold@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Those are 100% augmented.

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Didn't you snap and get banned after a stretch of anti-trans posts?

Wow your modlog tells a story!

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

pov: you forgot your reading glasses:

We need to call in Archie Duke to take care of this problem.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 152 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Imagine needing censoring the word boobs for social media.

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I have a th*ory that censoring certain w*rds makes the t*xt read more edgy and illegal, drawing in even more p**ple for the clickbait.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can't write boobs, the sacred algorithms don't like it!

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Titties. Hehe.

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The boomers always used to call millenials snowflakes, but fucking hell, if censoring swearwords isn't ACTUAL snowflake behaviour.

For clarification, I'm not saying millenials are snowflakes.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 29 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Are the millennials not in their 30s now? Don't think it's them censoring stuff like this

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I'm not even the oldest millennial year and I'm 41.

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[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 59 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Oh no what might it say? Bulbs? Birbs? We may never know!

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Woke left won't even let us say boob anymore!

/s because some people actually think this shit

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

My calculator got an update it won't display 5318008 anymore.

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[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That's Sidney Sweeney, btw. You're welcome.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 days ago

She and I share the same hometown. Lots of mixed feelings about her.

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