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That tv programming would pause when I turned the TV off.

That all adults are smokers.

Two that come to mind:

People would say that's an "old timey" car or something and I thought that was a brand name.

I thought the people who had really tall spiky mohawks had hair that just grew like that.

Freddy Krueger was two people. I thought it was like Dr. Frankenstein and his monster. I thought it was Dr. Krueger and Freddy was the monster he created. When I saw the movie I was like where's his creator, the one that brought him to life?

My dad has this long running bit, that if I needed his help on something, he needed to go to the shop to get a "round tuit". I remember asking what store he had to go to, and how much it cost, and being annoyed at how he hadn't gotten a round tuit yet.

He must have thought I was really committed to the bit.

rice turned water into soil

Cthulhu is a Hindu god

I thought the glyph for "heated seat" in cars depicted a raised fist with the pinkie finger extended rather than a chair with heat waves eminating from it.

The Tea at the Treedome episode of SpongeBob SquarePants further convinced me I was seeing it correctly, and I since knew it as "the fancy button". In some regard, I wasn't entirely wrong.

"When in doubt, pinkie out!"

That all television, even live action, was just made by someone who could draw really fast.

That life would be better as an adult.

that if we break tv's screen , tv charecters can get out of it and we can enter tv

that you're supposed to show a middle finger as if you were showing it to yourself

I used to greet clothing store mannequins and thought that people who didn't were very rude.

I thought babyback ribs were from ACTUAL Babies

That we would live in peace

That we had to pay our employer to get a job.

I used to think a car direction indicator was a GPS guiding system, and not manually operated.