Am I a joke to you?
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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Honestly I'd like to see some evolutionary biologists who are way too invested actually have that argument. Because yeah, yours has remained the same for pretty much the longest of all species...but OP's keeps repeatedly evolving
I nominate sharks, which evolved over 400 million years ago, before trees existed.
Sharks are disqualified by virtue of winning the match by default
Clearly a crab who has manned its battle station
It's false though. The mantis shrimp would easily destroy a crab with 1 punch
The mantis shrimp is peak performance.
Found this too- https://youtu.be/VhyFTpZXBO4&t=36s
Can you think of the evolutionary pressures it went through to develop it's eyes, colors, and .22 round punch?
I shudder to think what it's ancestors faced.
Like the BOBBIT WORM
But is the mantis shrimp just a one trick pony? What’s the breakdown on general feasibility versus specialization? Or is the mantis shrimp truly the secret weapon that crabs wish they were?
crabs may be better in nearly every aspect,, but have you considered that crabs don't see 16 primary colors
Crabs barely see at all
Something something banana organ.
Idk. I'm not an alien.
Don't tell me you are watching DanDaDan too LOL.
Not sure what that is
OK Then xD
semi related
Broke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are peak performance
Woke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are a noob trap, because no crabs are top tier predators despite being so widespread
That's why I use Rust.
Crab people, crab people
Walk like crab
Talk like people
And it's the ideal female body too.
I mean your hands have teeth who could beat that
According to Jordan Peterson anyway.
Cool meme but the nerd in me needs to point out that carcinisation is seen in non-crab crustaceans, not all animals in general
Not yet.
We might see marine animals trend towards dolphins, but given enough time, does a dolphin become a crab, or does a crab become a dolphin?
Cute comment, but the nerd in me needs you to provide a sauce for making a statement like that. You can’t extrapolate evolution like that, brah
Which part? Convergent evolution towards a dolphin? (Dolphins and ichthyosaurus) Or the question of Dolphin to Crab or Crab to dolphin?
We gotta wait another hundred million years to find out that answer.
Not only perfomance, but also safety
That one's cooked though?
I know but it was funnier than the uncooked ones I tried
We must evolve to crab if we want to survive
Why not zoidberg? 🦀
Why is carcinization suddenly being referenced so much?
It's time. Get in the soup
Facts
CRAB BATTLE!!!