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[–] Fades@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Everyone who uses hair dye is mentally ill haha so funny!!!

Who upvotes this braindead shit?

[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Aren't these 'girl with blue hair' jokes a bit old already?

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

nah I saw some animated documentary on Netflix and I can say for a fact that blue haired girls are mentally ill

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago

Was that documentary called Arcane, by any chance?

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Not if my porn is anything to go by.

[–] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

OP: Blue haired girl meme!! Lol!

Chat: "Ok boomer!"

This place is like a retirement home after 3 in the afternoon.

[–] almar_quigley@lemmy.world 101 points 2 days ago

Boomer humor…

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My therapist actually has blue hair though...

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In college my friends said "never date a girl that's a psychology major. She's trying to figure out what's wrong with herself".

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least they’re are trying. That’s more than can be said for a lot of people. Is it better to be with someone who’s got an understanding of their issues and wants to resolve them, or be with someone who doesn’t acknowledge their issues and/or who leans into maladaptive behaviors because of them?

I’ve dated people in both camps. I’ll take the psych major any day. By a long shot.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The 3rd option of "neither" is a far better pick.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

My daughter's therapist ticks a lot of 'manic pixie dreamgirl' boxes, but she seems to do it for my kid, so I guess it all works out.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] pankuleczkapl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The ultimate childhood PTSD experience ™️

[–] Mikrochip@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How terrifying was it in the end? I found the trailer too scary to actually watch it.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

It's got creepy visuals including uncanny valley faces and spider-like features in characters. It's nothing graphic.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's got creepy visuals including uncanny valley faces and spider-like features in characters. It's nothing graphic.

Thankfully my brain erased that experience

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 58 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, that's Ramona Flowers.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean the one with hair like this?

[–] Cordinel@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 day ago

Tbf she was the only one with that haircut in that entire town

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, did you hear about her seven evil exes?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought she had seven seven evil ex boyfriends!

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought at least one of them was a girlfriend?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago
[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Well they weren't all boys so...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I never understood the attraction. "oh my god she's so different!"

If she never painted her hair, her coy personality would be an actual red flag. But nope, coloured hair = quirky, so gotta put up with that whole mess.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On one hand that was part of the point of her character, that people were far more attracted to the idea of her than the reality. On the other hand, a beautiful actress portraying a very “cool millennial” aesthetic got to me too. She was the archetypal manic pixie dream girl in a story about how she won’t save you and you won’t save her, you both have to learn to save yourself.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I never picked up on that lesson, truth be told

her coy personality would be an actual red flag

Oh it already is. She and Scott deserve each other (read that in a disdainful tone).

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And while we're on the subject of Ramonas, Ramona Quimby was a little shit with two loving parents who put up with way too much of her antics. If anyone should have been in therapy, it was Ramona. Think of the horrible, vain, manipulative adult she must have turned out to be.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet you any money that we're talking about the exact same person.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I could certainly see an adult Ramona Quimby changing her name to Ramona Flowers to get attention.

[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jinx is not amused by this statement

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She'd be a prime candidate for some therapy though

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

IDK, in a dystopian capitalism end state blowing shit up while giggling sounds like good mental health to me

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Never have I wanted to be a therapist more.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In walks the Therapist who strangely enough looks like johnny sins.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

There must be something I can do to thank you for fixing my daddy issues...