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[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 32 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

the last time trumps incompetence as president caused a million americans to die in the span of one year due to an inept and purposefully sandbagged federal global viral pandemic response. he's going to beat that number this time.

[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 39 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Find a way to connect to those you disagree with.

I'd rather find a way to integrate them into society in such a way that they aren't actively trying to destroy it on multiple fronts as if it's some sort of prank

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 17 hours ago

Someone didn't read the article...

[–] whithom@discuss.online 20 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Fuck that shit. Let those dickheads get their faces eaten off.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

so, it was only trump voters who died from the inept covid response, or did our side get swept up and decimated, dying in the worst ways, choking and drowning on our own bodily fluids, unable to breathe, unable to say goodbye to our loved ones, bodies piling up. i dunno maybe i dreamed that.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

Uh, what? What is your point here? That good people are going to die?

...yeah, we voted in Trump. Everyone knows.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 17 hours ago

The article is not written for them.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And exploring space isn’t a bad thing.

[–] whithom@discuss.online 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

We don’t deserve to leave this planet

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yes we do, we’re the most amazing species ever.

[–] whithom@discuss.online 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

cough /s cough

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Share this everywhere, folks!

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 17 hours ago

~~let's get a billboard №1~~

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

I mean, we could also actually tear it down, but that's not going to happen, so I guess that's good advice.