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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 hour ago

At least we finally answered the Fermi Paradox.

[–] drake@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If you want to stop climate change, the only thing we can that has any hope of working is a peaceful revolution.

To start with, join a union or learn how to unionise your workplace. If you can, look into setting up co-operatives. The IWW has some great resources. Anyone can start a union, you don’t need any sort of special qualifications or knowledge. Join the IWW, they have some great free trainings you can join to learn how to make real change at your workplace.

Once enough people are unionised, we can start building a coalition of unions, all of which can work together to tackle larger and larger issues. If we have strong union efforts in each industry then we can protect the working class against the negative effects of striking - for example, if there are unions in the food production industry, then people striking don’t need to worry about going hungry.

This is how a true people’s revolution happens. With the least amount of violence possible, a bottom-up, people-led movement.

If you believe in this in any way, please, join the IWW. I know it seems like a long journey, but it begins with a single step, and that single step is joining the IWW.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

well, I didn't think a somewhat peaceful revolution could be possible, I was rather pessimistic... But now I feel like it is after all !

thanks for giving me hope !

go unions !

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Humans speed running our doom before an astroid get a chance to wipe us all first

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

WerE in ChArgE !

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It's ... it's not like that at all.

It's a seemingly complicated Rube Goldberg machine with an enormous amount of other species extinctions before our own.

It's inefficient is that it is.
We need something more direct like the pictured solution. Other species deserve us getting efficient like that.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 31 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Ok I'm poor and do everything I can. Stop lumping us all in. Billionaires are three ones fucking up the world. All my lifetime of conservation is undone in a day by a billionaire. I refuse to take equal blame

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Billionaires are a cancer. If we don't remove them soon they'll kill us all.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

Billionaires are three ones

Pretty much, give or take a handful. It’s OK, the invisible hand of the free market will surely… trails off

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world -2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I just bought a car that consumes a lot more fuel than my previous one, but I won't have kids, so not even cycling vegans can compete with my carbon footprint reduction, only the childless ones.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 35 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

You forgot the part where we just kept mashing in the gun, over and over again, into the hole even as it poked through the wall and aimed the barrel at our forehead.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago

Can you prove the barrel is aimed at our forehead?!

99-100% isn’t 100%! I’ll believe it when I see the exit wound!

[–] xintrik@lemm.ee 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think these two barrels pointing at my head are entirely unrelated, honestly.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Definitely unrelated .... here let's pull the trigger together.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

"Definitely unrelated … here let’s pull the trigger together."

- 74 million voters

[–] Lemonparty@lemm.ee 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah but to be accurate you should include a baby version of the cat and have the gun barrels aimed at him instead.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemonparty@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

TBH I never remember which is Tom and which is Jerry lol. Also...I mean we are old man, sorry. 😞

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 8 hours ago

That is far more depressing than the original image, as presented.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

We could have been so much better.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Billionaires: What do you mean? We are doing great 🥂

[–] arrakark@10291998.xyz 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I clicked in to mention the same thing.

Seems like it has been AI upscaled or generated.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago

It's unnerving. It causes clashes in my brainhole.

[–] pagenotfound@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe the reason we haven’t found extraterrestrial life is because they, too, as a civilization have failed to stop itself from self-destruction.

Perhaps this is the bitter and paradoxical nature of life. The struggle to exist but is doomed to go extinct.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

they are not natural, Democrats are causing them with their tornado machines and hell portals

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

What makes you think we'll die out? Sure billions will die, but we're like cockroaches, there'll be some left

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Just because we always have doesn't mean we always will.

We're managing our planet like a chronic drunk driver who's somehow never had a collision. "It's fine, I do this all the time!"

All it takes is one 'not fine' and the story's over.

I just hope whatever emerges from the ashes evolves to be a species that's less of a dickhead than humans. ...assuming anything emerges from the ashes; that isn't a guarantee either.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago

That's because whatever we encountered, there were still places where humans could survive.

If Earth turns into an other Mars, that wouldn't be the case.

Maybe life would survive though. Hopefully.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

There's only one way to find out, hey let's GOOOOOO!💪🕜👉🫠

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Considering the direction global politics is taking, setting the planet on fire would be an act of mercy at this point.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No - bc the continual floods will keep putting them out:-).

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I was going to post some snark about not putting it past humanity to find a way to set the ocean on fire too, but... wait that sounds familiar... oh yeah, we've fucking done it already!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 8 hours ago

Well there you go: there is a bright side to all of this. One: fire produces light 🌞, hence "bright"😎 (groans in dad joke).

And two, humans are so creative! We really probably could find a way out of this mess, if only we would apply ourselves to doing so...

If only...