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I don't know if my roommate washes their hands. Ever...

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 3 days ago
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I highly doubt they adjust their wipers enough to leave a thick layer of skin and oil on it. Not sure what this is, but that ain't it

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are the arrows not indication of the blinkers?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nope. It's showing that you can press in the lever, likely to dispense windshield washing fluid

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No that's a Honda LaneSense passenger side camera toggle, shows what's beside/behind you from the side mirrors perspective. My mom's HRV has it. It also activates when you turn on the right turn signal. My guess it it's from turning the headlights on and off with dirty hands, you can see it's set to OFF now. Don't know why people don't just use the auto headlight feature.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You actually believe that residue is from dirty hands? Seriously?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

what's it from then, an albinos ass hole?

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I'm not a forensics expert how should I know? It's dirty from something but I know it's not from the driver sticking it up their ass, I'm 87% sure of that. I just happened to know what the controls were for lol

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Nah, that's definitely the blinker stalk. The end twists to turn the headlights on and off and the dial closer to the middle is for adjusting illumination brightness. Another comment said the button on the end is some propriety Honda thing. Plus it's clearly on the driver's side of the wheel (though tbf I'm assuming left-hand drive here)

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 29 points 3 days ago

He's clearly just applying chalk for better grip.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My buddy quit his job at the BMW dealership the other day without giving any indication.

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does your roommate wear makeup? Might be foundation on their fingers?

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

No makeup whatsoever, from what I know. He's behind a keyboard all day for work and home, so I'm pretty sure that all of it is dried up finger gunk.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Your roommate is a drag queen. Don't be so judgy.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Do they use a lot of lotion? I've seen similar from someone who frequently used lotion on their hands.

[–] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Or you could like, ask?

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please, what the fuck am i looking at?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The object, or the substance. The object appears to be a cars windshield wiper, I would say blinker, but it's on the right. As for the substance covering it, fucking no idea

[–] real_ted_yogurt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

At least they're signalling

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

It's makeup

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

The car must be a Mercedes. The drivers constantly forget blinking.