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[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 78 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I need more Donald Duck shitposts in my life.

[–] Beryl@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

That's a Donald I can vote for.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I had the sound on and didn't understand one word uttered in this video. But I want more duck!

[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I dug down to get the audio. The girl is saying, "Bentley" in a seductive voice then tapping or rubbing various parts of the car. Donald says, "Citroën" in duck-speak and then does Donald Duck noises at times.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Ah, thanks!

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The woman keeps saying "Bentley" and Donald keeps saying "Citroën."

When he looks up at the car handle, I'm not entirely sure what he says. It's sounds like it's either "oh sheesh" or "oh shucks."

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Ah. I may have gotten the Bentley, probably from the branding haha. But did not get the rest. Thanks.

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think he says "watch this!" before he jumps.

[–] pacogens@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He says "hostias", it's a spanish expression. It means something like "shit"

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Considering those are Spanish plates, I'd say you're right!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Meh, it's not like she comes with the stupidly expensive car. At least I could also afford a Donald Duck hand puppet if I bought the other one, though.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

I'd prefer she didn't come with my car anyway. Wife would have questions and honestly she doesn't seem all that interesting.

Donald Duck however? Yes please

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I could come on your stupidly expensive car, if you want

Like when it's shipped to you, I could lay on there all sexy

and come

[–] T156@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Why is this ad weirdly sexually charged?

Is Donald trying to make another duck?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

@perfectlycutscreams@lemm.ee

gonna have to bring this one back to life.

more like perfectlycutquaks tho.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Bro found his son😂

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

When Donald fingers the grill of the Citroën, I lost it.

[–] psilotop@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

This is amazing

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I prefer the A-10 one

[–] billygoat@catata.fish 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought cars in the last decade couldn’t have hood ornaments anymore ?

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I have no idea, but if there is such a rule, it doesn't matter when the car costs this much. Rich people are gonna do rich things.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Probably sitting on a spring, or with special easy to snap bolts (that was the law in sweden some 30 years ago anyways). Maybe it's in China.

[–] bokherif@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] OfficerBribe@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Too late, I am now a proud owner of Citroën