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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She's a Qt but she's only a 6.8

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Qt 3.14 came out a long time ago.

She's gay.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago

Good for her, good for her

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

*sigh*

0 is the loneliest number :(

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 4 days ago

Look at Mr.Bigshot over here with a defined value and data type.

[–] odium@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Because programmers start counting at 0! 😆

Ok, that was funnier in my head...

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

I don't like to be that guy, but 0! equals to 1

[–] andioop@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'll be the idiot who doesn't get the joke.

I recognize that programmers often start counting at 0.

I'm not sure how this connects to 0 being lonely, since that means it's getting used. Even if the programmers are lonely, I still do not get it. Can someone explain?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 4 days ago

There's an old saying that goes, "One is the loneliest number." Non-programmers usually start counting at one, making it the first number in the count.

Programmers generally have to start counting at 0. So to them, the first number is 0. So the joke is that a non-programmer would say "one is the loneliest number" a programmer would say "zero is the loneliest number" because the numbers they start with when counting are different.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

"1 is the loneliest number" was a line from an old song, I think.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

It was sang by ~~The Beatles~~ Three Dog Night.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You sure? I searched just to check and Three Dog Night came up.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

You're correct, Google just returns results for The Beatles because enough people search for that rather than Three Dog night, and I wasn't paying attention

[–] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"You're a Queue of T"? I don't get it

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Queue T, pronounced like "cutie"

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Only for people who can't see sharp.

[–] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I know, I was making a joke

Because Queue<T> is typically read "queue of T"

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

No one is getting laid in this ::thread

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dammit, don't ruin it!!11 The "of" is silent 😉

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 4 points 4 days ago

Then she throws her drink in your face, storms out and git resets --hard origin/main && git clean -fdx

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago

oooh sorry 😅

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

And he was not the first item