Orange man was erected
this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2024
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Doubtful at his age
He's the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we'll get lucky and he'll overdose and his cock will explode.
I've heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.
Or he could pay off a pornstar again.
Apparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.
I'm looking forward to a constant stream of news about ~~tweets~~ xcrements
Nice lady shockingly flaccid
On a semi-related note, a friend of a friend got to know a Japanese woman through a mutual friend group, and apparently after finding out that he had some decent culinary skills she texted him "I want to taste your cook".
Orange man is back to terrorize us all
Introducing the brand new Amazon Originals animated series:
The Orange Man and the Nice Lady
Wow that's exactly what they would look like! Good luck to them with their erection!
Andrew Santino and Bobby Mom.
Jerry Lewis: “All the voting, and the screaming of the orange man, and THE NICE LADYYY!”
May he rest in peace.
Wait. Brain immediately went Gilbert Gottfried with the all caps nice lady. Ah well, may they both rest in peace.
"Oh you know, how it always ends, feelings of self loathing and despair."
ちがう - Isn't it? / Wasn't it?
It's the verb meaning to be wrong, so, contextually, I think the person made the classic l/r switch mistake, saw the reaction, and asked if what they wrote was incorrect.
I have elections evely day