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[–] HStone32@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

"I need you to tell me how we can incorporate ai in our product."

"Ai? How could ai possibly benefit our product?"

"Don't ask me that. you're the engineer, you should know."

"Well, then I'm telling you the product has nothing to gain from incorporating ai."

"Fine, I'll keep looking until I can find someone with actual vision. See you at your performance review."

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm curious to see, how long it'll last. Much like with a support hotline, there's no directly obvious financial benefit to having such a chatbot, so if the hype has died down and the price is increased, I could see those being axed pretty quickly...

Sadly it's a lot cheaper than a support hotline...

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

I'm in, take my money.