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[โ€“] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Fill to the brim with turds

[โ€“] Travelator@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 month ago

My Chinese engineer specifies Fake Shake, mixed with 40% oatmeal by weight for optimal compression load.

In the whole.

And don't slam on the breaks in your car while doing it.

[โ€“] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] RandomStickman@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] andrewta@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This is an awesome idea

[โ€“] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

Saddam Hussein?

[โ€“] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Seems like this is a lot of work to avoid using a poop knife?

[โ€“] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

Do you have any enemies?

[โ€“] Skanky@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The whole thing

[โ€“] kfoo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] brlemworld@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole

[โ€“] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago

Skelleton >:D

[โ€“] Hegar@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Rebury the disarticulated ochre-painted bones of an important deceased community member!

Under the house is the best place for them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%87atalh%C3%B6y%C3%BCk

[โ€“] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a big fan of concealing doll heads behind drywall. The local hobby shop used to sell half-heads (just the face and neck, including eyes), so that was my go-to.

It was also a hard to fix drywall job, so it looks a little janky. It's almost guaranteed that the next owner rips out that section and finds her.

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[โ€“] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Pictures of you pooping

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