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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My elementary school was across from "That Road" in another town.

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[–] Haus@kbin.earth 46 points 1 week ago

I've always wanted to do the 8 hr drive to Helle and Backe.

[–] arbitrary_sarcasm@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes honey, I'm almost there.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need to fight climax change

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Says every Republican

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Despite living very near this town, it still makes me giggle every time I see it.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's Butte and Yolo for me.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What kind of troll named the towns in Newfoundland?

There's also a "Dildo" and a "Placentia" on the larger island.

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 17 points 1 week ago

Well given that they literally named the place "new found land" my expectations would not be high

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Honestly, now that I know Pee Pee island is in the mix, I'm sold on a trip to Newfoundland. Dildo was almost enough to make that happen as it was.

Edit: There's campsites at Dildo Run Provincial Park, btw. Do with that information what you will, people.

[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's also a town I used to live near called lawn . Also there's a place called bread and cheese

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I live not far from Bear Wallow Hollow which in the local dialect is Bear Waller Holler. In my state we also have Fort Gay and the much funnier Mount Gay.

Yeah, I live near a state park named "Bong." To be fair, it was named after a person. There is also a Wang Town in Minnesota.

[–] MrJukes@lemmy.today 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Poo Poo Point is a very popular hiking spot just outside Seattle. Lots of people go hang gliding there.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And I thought pigeons were bad.

[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You should add Intercourse, Pennsylvania and Slickpoo, Idaho

[–] KrapKake@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

1000003080

Don't forget Penile, KY

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Add Bird-in-Hand and Blue Ball, PA to that list.

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Colon, Michigan: "Am I a joke to you?"

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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I will never make it to Pee Pee Creek on time. I can't hold it this long !

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

If you're lucky, there might be a pupuseria on the way.

Make your own.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What in the horrible AI upscaling happened to this image. Nova Sootia?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] S13Ni@lemmy.studio 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only places you are allowed to go to toilet on your trip challenge.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Finally the answer to the reason for the lemmy 3 day no poop challenge!

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 5 points 1 week ago

As far as I'm concerned, this is canon

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

he travelled exactly 69 miles each day of his journey

He remembers passing Sharts Road during his journey

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So what do you call this trip?

Sounding America?

The Great American Colonoscopy?

We need a medical professional to weigh in on this.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

The perineal trail.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Wish there was a uretha pass you could go through

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I better be able to get a pu pu platter somewhere along the way...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've always wanted to try a pu pu platter. My wife kept saying it was a dumb idea and for years we never ordered it. My local Chinese restaurant advertised a 'Flaming Pu Pu Platter' and I never cared what it would have tasted like, I just wanted to say I ordered it.

I finally decided on just ordering it one day and I told my wife I didn't care, I'm getting it.

The lady who owned the place then told me that they got rid of it a year before because no one ordered it any more.

Greatest disappointment in my life :(

I've never been able to find a 'Flaming Pu Pu Platter' again.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Pu Pu Platter was really good when I ordered it because of the name. Kind of like a Chinese appetizer sampler.

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess this makes the Midwest the taint of America.

This is not what makes it that.

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

I've taken a good portion of that route and there are a few more places deserving of the poo poo label.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Weird that you pass through so much of Ohio and don't find any peepee or poopoo within.

[–] FancyLad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

As an Ohio transplant, thank you?

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

A noble aspiration

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ha. Poo poo point is a good hike. No relevance but given the community, I said it.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Hey I get it, sometimes you got to do a hike to loosen everything up down there.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

And here I just used up my PTO.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Now I'm more motivated to by a van a turn it into a camper.

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is anyone else bothered that there are two number ones and one number two represented?

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

it reflects the balance of my bodily needs, no objection on my part

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