One of my most "this isn’t what it looks like" moments? Picture this: it’s dark, I’m in the campus parking lot, and I’m standing next to my truck with a crowbar, trying to break off a locking gas cap. Earlier that day, I’d discovered the lock was stuck and just spun uselessly when I tried to get gas.
For context, I’d bought the locking cap because of a recent string of gas thefts on campus (including from my own truck), so yeah—ironic. Just as I’m mid-pry, campus security pulled up. It looked exactly as bad as you’d imagine. They actually didn't give me any trouble at all. They asked what I was doing and then went on their way. I suspect it was because I didn't have any type of fuel container or siphoning gear, I also hadn't tried to hide what I was doing.
So a little anticlimactic as these types of stories go, but I was relieved when they drove off and the mangled gas cap finally popped off.