this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 week ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you tried having your son take a shower to wash his own asshole, or are you teaching him washing his own asshole is gay

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

No, but I have my son take a shower before bed every day 'cause kids get gross

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Travel bidets are cheap and effing brilliant.

According to my proctologist, Americans wreck their hemorrhoids with overzealous wiping, mine included. Dab only,

And get a bidet. A travel bidet, of you can't install a permanent one.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

Where are the meme police when you need them?!

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Plz tag this nsfl

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Do me a favor and just come to my house and stab my eyes please

That's kids for you. And thats why you try to help them learn as often as you can, so you don't have this problem.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

How does this template work? Pink eye?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Is your son a cat?