In other words:

The best part of my life right now is the bit where I'm not awake to witness it. Today I have to go drop a few hundred dollars on keeping my car running the same way it was yesterday. Then I get to go home and drown my sorrows in front of the computer because nobody else will hang out with me.

At least there's alcohol. It's probably cheap though.

The day 'starting off great' is what people who are in denial tell themselves so they don't have to acknowledge how shitty it actually is. More then likely, you'll need to replace the transmission on your car and the battery is probably leaking acid all over the engine. Just because you're drinking coffee doesn't negate the fact that you're sitting on your ass drinking alcohol doing nothing. You Just said that you're going to play video games, this is you admitting that you don't have actual Hobbies.