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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 59 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

For those who do not know, Luce is the vatican's anime mascot girl.

She was developed to share the light of Jesus Christ and to spread awareness that starting on Christmas of 2024 and going until January 6th 2026 we will be in a Year of jubilee.

Any person who chooses to pass through the arches of an approved Catholic church and receive communion will receive plenary indulgence and complete and total inexorable forgiveness of all past sin according to dogmatic law.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

"Imagine being able to pay off your sins. What a scam", said Martin Luther.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Pay to sin model now in your local religion as well!

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait do you actually have to make a contribution to receive communion? If so that’s ridiculous

[–] the_toast_is_gone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nope! You don't have to pay a cent to the Catholic Church to receive communion.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee -5 points 2 weeks ago

See here's ð funny þing, protestants tell ð story ðat they objected to indulgence because buying get out of hell free cards, but ð actual þeological argument was ðat anyþing but true faiþ getting you out of hell was blasphemous.

Ðis is where we get ð ultraradical Calvinists and ð branches ðat followed from ðem insisting on predestination, IE ðat anyone who wasn't already basically a calvinist from ð start is damned. It was ð ultimate reaction to ð notion ðat anyþing besides faiþ gets you out of damnation.

If you're not getting why ðis is a bit yikes let me put it anoðer way, protestantism formed in opposition to even ð idea ðat reform via good works is blasphemous.

Luþrin inspired þeology is in opposition to ð idea of forgiveness and redemption. Because it messes wið ð wanting of ð self labelled pious to judge people who've fucked up but are trying to make amends.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He slammed the Catholic church with the thesis he Slammed to the doors of churches.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

I fricking hate that word. Why does media love to use it soo hard? Slammed here, slammed that.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's just a regular indulgence, a plenary indulgence does not require a cash transaction

[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any person who chooses to pass through the arches of an approved Catholic church and receive communion will receive plenary indulgence and complete and total inexorable forgiveness of all past sin according to dogmatic law.

Wait, is this for real or did you just also include the plot of Dogma for good measure?

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Cool but where do I get a Luce figurine Amazon is sold out

[–] uis@lemm.ee 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There is r34(porn) of it, there is r63(genderswapped version) of it and r85(pony) version of it.

Also, pony:

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The vatican didn't know about rule 34, I bet.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

No surprise. They only ever had 10 rules

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Classic mistake.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

I this is the second time I stumbled upon the churches anime girl having something to do with a horse. This one would not offend the pope by comparison.

The internet is faster than Jesus and his new waifu.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Luce/Lucy means the bringer of light.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago

Just like Lucifer.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Luce is light. Lucifer is bringer of light.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

So, bring your daughter to work day is pretty redundant for Lucifier/Luce?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But here she brings the dildo with clitoris stimulator.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

God Bless Lucifer.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stop taking part of the rehabilitation fo the image of an international and dangerous cult!

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

There's only one way. We have to Esurance it.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I didn't recognize the meme and thought it was some porn thing about a dick in the hole. What is it actually? I can't tell.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

.......seriously? It's the Shining. With Jack Nicholson.

Heeeeerrrrreeeesssss JOHNEY!!!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's supposed to be a pilgrims staff.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's the club. Anti theft car device.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks. It looks like two thirds of a 3-pronged pitchfork.

[–] Someplaceunknown@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Vatican has an anime girl mascot now

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

She's breaking down the door with her two-headed dick.