this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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alt text:
three lines of text across a rainbow gradient, the first saying in white comic sans font with a drop shadow: "you can say secs on the internet", the second in white papyrus, comic sans, and impact font with a drop shadow, "you can say segs on the internet", and the third in a rainbow gradient to match the background, tucked along the bottom in papyrus font, "you can say sex on the internet"

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[–] MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No fucking way! I can say sex on the internet? That’s the shit!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You can say sex, but you should have censored sh!t.

They're coming for you...

At least you didn't say [UN-ALIVE], they edit comments for that before they come aft--

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My favorite way to avoid saying game ending oneself is "going down the sewer slide"

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've heard "non-tradional Seppuku", which got a dark humor laugh from me.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

A girl I know has a really dark humor. She says "doing one that runs in my family"

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

se̷̡̧̛͓̙͈͎̯̟͔̣̞͓͒̀̏͂̿̾̕͡͝ͅx

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can even have sex on the internet!

Puts on his robe and wizard hat

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Every time I see the turbo-prudism stuff posted with crossed out icky or rude words it's an automatic downvote. I know some do it to avoid censorship on some shitty sites. I don't care though.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You can say f*ck on the internet.

You can say fack on the internet.

You can say frig on the internet.

You can say fuck on the internet.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm concerned that additional replies will continue to escalate until someone determines what can't be said on the internet.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

You can say anything on the Internet. Whether other people can see it or not is for the platform to decide...

But the only positive thing I see in that censoring nonsense is that English will get more creative curse words.

"That frigging piece of dung....". Probably won't get censored on most stupid sites who censor

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

You can fuck on the internet.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

This is offensive to my, on account of not once having been fucked hard like filthy little whores, virgin ears.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Why wouldn't you be able to say seconds on the Internet?

Gay Transgender Sexual Intercourse

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

****

Check it out, it just shows up as asterisks when I type it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Same thing happens with social security numbers!

***-**-****

segs

No way

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Sex! What's so wrong about hearing people on the Internet talk about sex? They had sex.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I do but I hate pikies.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Boning. The Wild Mambo. The Hunka Chunka.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Coitus. Copulation. Having intercourse.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Where is this so called sex on the Internet? I only want to know so I can avoid those areas.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks I feel called out....

[–] ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

fwiw this is poking more fun at the other person that said this in reply to you, which is why I spelled it your(s and another person's) way