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[–] Uncurious3512@lemmy.world 150 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago

"Celeborn was a Sindarin prince of Doriath, being the grandson of Elmo"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 62 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Teleporno, son of Pornhubo, brother of xHamster, brother-in-law of Thin-rod.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

They also have this weird cousin named Nhentai that nobody wants to acknowledge.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Real time ultra fast (self-?)censorship directly on the data input bus to the brainhole.

Nothing is prefect, let us just pretend this didn't happen just now & lets enjoy the work further.

I'm guessing.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wouldn't televise mine but you do you celeborn

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

"Is this one of those illegal channels? It's so blurry you can't even see anything. Oh wait there it is, wow, I thought that was an arm at first."

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look, homie just tryin to make a dollar while competing against hardcore orc porn and hobbit scat fetish. Leave him alone

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hobbit porn is just a guy ripping fat tokes on a pipe while gently stroking a rake

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Dammit, and I just changed underwear!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who's a fan of the Silmarillion, idk how I never knew this.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is it pronounced differently? Like Tokyo Sexwale isn't pronounced like you just did in your head.

[–] Uncurious3512@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Sorry, as someone who frequently mispronounces everything, I'm not the right person to ask.

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't think so, at least not meaningfully. Obviously it has a different meaning: tel- is seemingly a prefix that means "finish, end, be last", and orn means tree (can also be seen in his other name, Celeborn). So the meaningful pieces would be tel and orn, which means that the p might be less pronounced than an English person would normally do it, but it doesn't make much of a difference.

Tl;dr: he's just named Teleporno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 93 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Drathro@dormi.zone 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If we wanna be pedantic (and I usually do), Pippin’s Real Name is Razanur.

[–] Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where is that mentioned? I don't remember it from the books.

[–] Drathro@dormi.zone 11 points 1 week ago

It's in the appendices. It tells us the authentic Westron names of all the main Hobbits we follow.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So many pixels!

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

RNs will know what the ringtone would be.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

No really, your parents named you that?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

First you have to crank the shaft to get some power & establish signal, then proceed to tell some 75%-of-minimum-wage operator in Mordor who you wish to contact, and only then explain in great detail a rather hot sexual encounter that borders on fantasy.

Such is the daily life of a junior teleporner.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, he earned that name in battle! Wear it proudly!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What did he do to earn his real name?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe he found some interesting new uses for a Palantir.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It fit (& transmitted) places you wouldn't imagine!!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Elrond: "Is this... are we inside a cave? It's day outside, but the Palantir itself is the only light. Oh Eru damn it, Celeborn!"

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Idk my brother is the Lotr buff and this sent me down a rabbit hole. I guess its just his name in Telerin, but now I can say my brother is wrong about something he is passionate about and that in itself is worth it.

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Post your full real name and date of birth in the comments bellow to be just like your favourite lotr character