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Yes, I know it's censored. I didn't censor it. I still think it's fucking funny. See? I can write fuck.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 78 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was a local bassist and I support this message.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I unplugged the bassist but noone noticed

[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I unplugged the bassist but noone ~~noticed~~ cared.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I unplugged the bassist and people went to buy the album.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I unplugged the bassist and now I'm the bassist.

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[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

The drummer def. noticed the lack of sb playing with ½bar delay

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It wasn't unplugged, but Sid Vicious used his bass as a bat against Brian Faltin in Texas.

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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I get drunk and fight drummers and I support this message.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope you showered shortly after. I hear it's contagious.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have had the urge to count to 4 a lot lately... Oh no

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Could be worse, they could have been into prog

[–] tabularasa@lemmy.ca 75 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I played trumpet in a ska band in the 00s. This one time, in a small bar, things got a little rowdy and a guy ran into my trumpet while I was playing it. Hurt like a motherfucker. I spit out blood and it loosened a tooth. The other fans saw me spit out blood and started kicking the shit out of the guy on the ground. Then one dude bought me a beer to wash the blood down

Good times.

Support local bands.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Got any videos from these days? Always down for ska

[–] tabularasa@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sadly, no, they were up on our MySpace page. I can upload some music though. Give me some time

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[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I've been seriously considering picking up a trumpet and starting a ska band with some of my other middle aged friends just for shits and giggles. Seems like a lot of fun.

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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I used to love big arena shows until I saw a famous band do a three night stand at a small bar/club style venue. After that, I started going to shows of bands/performers I hadn't heard of. Changing how I thought of shows, where before I thought of it as an event like going to see a theatre play, to thinking about them similarly to how I'd think of going to the movie theater made the whole live scene seem more accessible and more fun. I hope when my kids are older we can start going to more shows again.

I read an article that said being in a band is less appealing to kids these days and that being an influencer is more popular than wanting to be a Rockstar. I hope it's just "old man yells at clouds" because I feel like there is always room for more local acts. Support your neighbors, go dance!

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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I always buy merch as it's worth more than any amount a band earns from streaming. I wish more bands have shirts that aren't just black though. I'd estimate only a quarter of the artists I've seen have shirts of a different color.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Funny. Because I am a messy person, I tend to prefer black shirts and I hate it when a band only has white ones.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a person with cats, I prefer anything but black because their hair is highly visible. But sometimes you gotta settle with what’s available.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

once my sister's (black) cat got into some black paint and left paw prints going up to the toilet then left some on the seat. He wanted the fresh water lol

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They forgot to say spill beer on their amps

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Don’t forget to yell out “Free Bird” you clever bastards.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They wanted to leave room for creativity.

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

EAT THE KEYBOARDIST'S HAIR

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to sing in a post punk band. We had a drum machine. In the middle of one gig, the drum machine spazzed out and deleted all the internal memory, and started a 600bpm bossa nova loop. We played right through to the end.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i don't understand what that means but it sounds hype as fuck.

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

For the drum machine, definitely! But we largely kept to our tempo or maybe double. It was a free gig and we were getting paid in beers. I think it was pretty funny for the audience too. Great night.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Could you not write fuck so much please?

But seriously, support local in general.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.”

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

This is almost as good as an average curse youd say in hungarian or polish.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Could you not write fuck so much please?

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Used to play in bands. Still do but I used to too.

In the one I was in in high school, some drunk ass old man ran on stage, unplugged our guitarists guitar, got behind him and started pretending he was playing it and humping him. Supported us real good

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fucking fucking myself

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Support more obscure artists in general, doesn't have to be local. Bandcamp is great.

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[–] Riversedgeknight1@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a horrible accident where the bus a band was in went over the side of a cliff. 4 musicians and 1 drummer died.

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to throw back nickels at them.

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[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You can say fuck on the Internet

[–] Toofpic@feddit.dk 8 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a great night out!

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

fight the drummer?!

Dude. Everyone knows it’s FUCK the drummer! (They’re always the crazy one)

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Plus, drummer is always more fit than the rest cause of the effort required to play. Seems like a bad idea all around.

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[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Suspicious contempt for the rhythm section here.

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