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[–] Ahardyfellow@lemmynsfw.com 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Does jupiter stop asteroids for us?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 98 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Ahardyfellow@lemmynsfw.com 45 points 2 months ago

Of course duh, I shoulda looked at the picture

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Which, in turn, keeps the time flies away, thus preserving the space-time continuum.

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It even domesticates some of the big ones

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

How else would you make asteroid cheese

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yea that's the prevailing theory. Because of Jupiter's size and position in our solar system it likely intercepts a lot of the nastiest asteroids that are big enough that an impact with earth would wipe out all life. It's also believed that if it were not for Jupiter life might not have been able to evolve on earth at all

[–] nullPointer@programming.dev 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it's a bit of a double edge sword though. jupiter also throws stuff at us as well. (https://www.planetary.org/articles/does-jupiter-protect-earth-from-asteroids-and-comets)

[–] Dirac@lemmy.today 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“Only I can bully my little brother!”

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

I love this post

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

This is so true

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 months ago

But isn't the asteroid belt there a belt and not a planet because of Jupiter? That sounds more like a racket to me

[–] Ahardyfellow@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 months ago

TIL, thanks jupiter!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Reminds me of an old Daredevil comic:

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Seriously tho, wouldn't be here without the big lad. Thanks Jupiter ❤️

[–] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

Fuck you Jupiter, now I have to 9-6

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] onlyhumans@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

Probably the bloody pope

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The sack to shaft ratio is ginormous

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

So much pee.

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Now show Uranus.

[–] digdilem@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

Alternatvely: Eww, Earth, you're infested. Look at all those little things crawling all over you!

[–] Bubs12@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

I thought this was the Balatro community for a moment

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I believed earth's moon also shield the earth from asteroids, but I'm not really sure I pulled this info out of my arse

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

No love for Saturn, though?