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The worst part? It seems to be true

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Rumor is he is going to release an album that is hours of recordings of Boris just destroying that toilet. Preliminary grammy favorite for best new artist.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

I will need that bandcamp link

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago

That album’s gotta be shit

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

would be top on UK Spotify for one day.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

I'm not even surprised

This guy's in the same despot category as the Kims now

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 24 points 1 month ago

What a kinky fucker. The last thing I want to see is boris's balls as he takes a shit.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Now this is shitposting.

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not surprising. Israel had the tech to bug everyones phones.

The Israeli NSO group which is a day 1 hacks group developed the Pegasus spyware and found lots of creative ways to get it on peoples phones. They also sold it later on to just about anyone who was willing to pay.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I hope he won’t put a bomb in my toilet's battery

[–] CityPop@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

News says he claims it at least

https://quokk.au/post/570002

[–] BMTea@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

File under "It's Okay When Israel Does It: Entry #6367821 (October 2024)"

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 3 points 1 month ago

"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."
— Animal Farm

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

If I found out someone bugged my bathroom, I think I'd apologize for what they heard.

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

How else would you see Boris' Johnson?

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

For shits and giggles

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's clearly a thing with these types. Trump shits himself. Netanyahu is into scat. It's just who they are.

[–] BmVEEUMe@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Oh that changes everything

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

If you really want to hear it, you can just watch one of his interviews on youtube or whatever.

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Release the shitting and farting cut

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Mr. Hankie's cousin from Tel Aviv