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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They found Saddam Hussein!

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago

And his WMDs for a change

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dick, Dick, it looks like a huge…

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago
[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Justin is pointing away from the field of view. A common tactic of his to distract from his pledge to overhaul the electoral system beyond fptp.

The object they are pointing to, however, is a picture of Melania giving him the dough eyes.

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago

I think you mean Doe eyes, but after that many years with Trump, maybe they've mutated.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Another russian ammo dump blowing up.

[–] Streetlights@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

He said wrong answers.

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 14 points 2 months ago

A projection of the latest Where's Waldo scene

[–] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

FOM THE WINDOWWWW TO THE WALL!

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

🎶Sweat drippin off their balls, if they had any and were not lizards 🎶 🎶

[–] Mastershelf@lemmy.one 9 points 2 months ago

"Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?"

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

What's your favorite planet? Mines the sun.

[–] yaMatt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

They're not pointing, it's a picture of the first practice of their Saturday Night Fever routine.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

1000016988 Oh shidd waddup

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The spider that was just there a second ago 💀

[–] Mechanize@feddit.it 6 points 2 months ago

They are on the Odyssey bridge, pointing at the Ori warships passing through the Supergate!

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 6 points 2 months ago

"BRO, it's, like, RIGHT THERE"

[–] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

See? The vagina is lower than the penis. It's between the legs, while the penis is in front.

A compilation video of all the times I did something stupid.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

it says gullible on the ceiling

[–] Soup@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 months ago
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Hey, Skynet's coming online! So much easier to enforce the Emergencies Act next time.

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

They're deflecting everybody's attention so the admiral can pee of the other side of the boat.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

OP's mother

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

To where one can fuck off.

[–] sudo42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

The menu at McDonald's

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

René Lévesque

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Look Andrew, you fucked up.

They're calling their next home run.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

The next order number up at the Ottawa kebab shop.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 months ago

Maybe there's a presentation slide up there detailing the concept of a plan?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

A dude on a ladder swinging his nuts around, like really getting into it but he's kinda tucked back there so they didn't notice at first but then they're like, "Haha, look at that fucking guy!"

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago