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Oreo (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by LodeMike@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Image Description:

Ligjt mode twitter direct message on phone. Highly compressed.

Oreo (cookie) account links a tweet from Carter hambly. Oreo is the other person in the chat, not who took the screenshot.

Tweet reads: i be scraping the deodorant off my girl's armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo

Text accoppaninn link:

Hi Carter! We at OREO love this tweet. Can we have your permission to use it on our socials

Message was sent 11:59/AM

Reply from screenshotter: "that tweet?" There is lots of vertical space between the two messages. This second message is about 40%% cut off at the bottom.

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[–] cheddar@programming.dev 105 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I would say "what a good day to be blind", yet you added the text transcription.

[–] Bread@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

Maybe the internet striving for better accessibility was a mistake. Ignorance is bliss.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The description is the best part for me. It's got me thoroughly scratching my head wondering if OP is some AI, but they're here in the comments with us and clearly not.

Bout to dive into some Oreos though myself.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

The blind text transcriptions are becoming a second layer of meta-meme within the meme itself

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 99 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I would literally cum in the aisle. Right in my fucking pants

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should have mentioned Oreo, so the bot would write: "Oh, we love it!.."

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am sexually attracted to Oreos

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

Hi Iheartcheese, we at OREO love this comment. Would you mind if we reshare it?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Everything ~~Adam Sandler~~ Andy Samberg does besides Brookyln 99 feels like running into your teacher at the grocery store, for me.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I knew him from Lonely Island before I ever saw any of his SNL stuff or B99, so for me it's like seeing Weird Al become a successful screen actor. I like Andy so it makes me smile.

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

That makes alot of sense, but also makes me feel extra old. So do me a favor and GET OFF MY LAWN 🤣

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Right click ---> save as

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't tell OOP or were going to get another cursed flavor.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Salmon and Chook Oreos

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

How do think the white stuff in Oreo is made?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here's a version that doesn't have potato quality

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lame

edit /s

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MrLLM@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago

Yes bro, yours. Devilish666 asked for yours specifically, you gotta give a thought to what you just posted and go to sleep

[–] frezik@midwest.social 19 points 1 month ago

Live chaotically. Just tell them yes.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago

Sounds uncomfortable for all involved

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

MFW she says she doesn't wear deodorant

💀

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Yes Oreo-bot, please feel free to quote the grossest metaphor imaginable for marketing purposes.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago

Ligjt mode twitter

I usually prefer Daruk mode

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Yes, you may use my armpit.

[–] Kayday@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

We all have a visceral reaction to this because we've had an adjacent experience at some point. You know it's true.

[–] Micromot@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Cratermaker@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

I had a viscous reaction, if ya know what I mean.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

highly compressed

🤌 Perfect

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

You gotta exfoliate your pits in the shower, then soap & shave. Nobody needs a nasty deodorant patina under their arms.