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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 45 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

not enough linkedin

Engaged in an enriching 3/4 hour guided exploration of the prestigious Stanford University campus, which offered an in-depth look at the institution's distinguished landmarks and vibrant academic environment. (Was not accepted)

that should do it

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago

Networked with Stanford educated professionals during a guided exploration experience with a team of like minded candidates. Experienced the rich tradition and prestigious climate during an in depth look at the Ivy League institutions inner workings and operations. Successfully submitted application for attendance. (Was not accepted)

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

See how AI can take your LinkedIn posts to the next level!

"Thrilled to have recently capitalized on a high-value networking opportunity with Stanford-educated innovators during a dynamic, purpose-driven exploration experience! Collaborated with a talented cohort of future leaders, all driven by a shared vision of growth and impact. I had the privilege of delving deep into the prestigious culture and operational frameworks of Ivy League institutions, expanding my perspective on leadership and excellence. 🚀 I also took a bold step by navigating the ultra-competitive application process—submitted successfully, though unfortunately not accepted this time. 🙌 This journey has reinforced my commitment to lifelong learning, resilience, and continuous improvement. 💪 Onward and upward! #GrowthMindset #Leadership #Networking #Resilience #FutureLeaders #ContinuousImprovement"

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Gotta rework it so there's no negative words. "Learned valuable lessons about selective acceptance."

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

That's the billion dollar use case for AI! Time to post it to shlinkedin.com

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

This guy links in.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Experience

#NASA

5 Minute guide from the Highway to the Entrance ( Was jailed for trespassing)

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

I went to Harvard but got kicked out. They said that I wasn't accepted, but I don't believe in like rules, man.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

you can be anything you want, bud, don't let them tell you otherwise!

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

I went to MIT.

It was snowy that day.

[-] xelar@lemmy.ml 2 points 12 hours ago

I wondered if the experience of being kicked from 1-2 universities is worth to mention. Its a skill after all.

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